What Bill Simmons will miss about the NBA season

[Lakers_Slapper]

....so when your retail stores (Tattoo parlors?) go under....you'll be able to get a job at "Ringling Bros' Barnum and Bailey's Circus" as the worlds most tattooed ex-district manager in Vegas history! By the way, you visit clients in person or do most of your selling/communication over the phone or internet? Sounds like you'd scare the begeebeez out of me if I saw you in person!

Hahahaha, I love your jokes!! Tattoo Parlor,,, thats really funny. I would offer to pierce your mouth shut and your hands together, but then you wouldnt be able to ask people if "they want fries with that..." and to take their money through the McDonalds drive through window. But,,,, it's not all that bad. If you're ever thinking about making a career change from fast food, just let me know and I'll get you an iterview with one of my managers who will consider your "extensive" fast food cashiering experience and get right back to you at the end of the week.