And btw i dont see how posting stats of the two players in question is me having a "burks circle jerk"
Lol It doesn't at all. I just thought of a cool name for your guys Burks infatuation and had to share it. There's nothing wrong with it, and I like Burks a lot too. He is my favorite player on the Jazz, and iirc, the one I'd most enjoy to go on a date with!