Which poster do you feel has the best grip on the Jazz?

[Stoked]

But man, you're probably right about the inbreds. There are SO many ugly, distorted, funny looking people in this town.. they look like characters from the game Fallout.

@PKM I'm currently residing in a drug-infested town called Morristown, about 35-40 miles east of Knoxville.

The thing is that the daughters are hot until they get to be about 30-35. Then you wake up and it looks like a train hit them.

 

[Dr. Jones]

All that tells me is that you have 3-5 moms instead of 1. As for PKM I figured that was a given. I think the entire state of Kentucky only has 1 family tree.

Well at least I nailed the purty side of the tree.

 

[Dr. Jones]

 

[t.work]

It's like a guessing game for me. Is this person ugly because she/he has been on drugs or is it because their mom and dad are also brother and sister? Or both? Also, I can't help but notice almost half of my customers at work either have black teeth or none at all. What the hell?

 

[Dr. Jones]

It's like a guessing game for me. Is this person ugly because she/he has been on drugs or is it because their mom and dad are also brother and sister. Or both, that's always an option in the guessing game. Also, I can't help but notice almost half of my customers at work either have black, nasty teeth or none at all. What the hell?

Are you a drug dealer? Cuz that could be the problem.

 

[Deleted member 848]

This thread has taken a turn towards amazing.

 

[Dr. Jones]

This thread has taken a turn towards amazing.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dalamon again.

 

[t.work]

Are you a drug dealer? Cuz that could be the problem.

I wish. I'd make an absolute killing in this town. Nope, I'm currently a slave to the fast food industry.

 

[Scat]

It's like a guessing game for me. Is this person ugly because she/he has been on drugs or is it because their mom and dad are also brother and sister? Or both? Also, I can't help but notice almost half of my customers at work either have black teeth or none at all. What the hell?

I hear the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee. Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

 

[t.work]

I hear the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee. Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

If that's true then these idiots must think Jack Daniels is toothpaste. Nasty mouths everywhere.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I wish. I'd make an absolute killing in this town. Nope, I'm currently a slave to the fast food industry.

Closest thing to drug dealer .. so just give it a little more time, you're almost there.

 

[t.work]

Closest thing to drug dealer .. so just give it a little more time, you're almost there.