Who Next to Complete the 2001 TaterMoog Fantasy Team?

[tatermoog]

So, looks like the Jazz have successfully locked up Earl Watson by offering him...well...any money at all. See:

https://nba.fanhouse.com/2010/09/20/earl-watson-to-sign-with-utah/

Now that they've added Watson and Francisco Elson, who should be the next player that the Jazz should pick up that was the subject of every single trade/signing rumor of the mid-2000s for the team? Morris Peterson? Corey Maggette? Antonio Daniels?

Or...

*gasp*

Do you think we can talk Shareef Abdur-Rahim out of retirement?

 

[David Stern]

I'm going to have to go with Milt Palacio. I know he played here already, but he was such a hard worker.

 

[Marty McFly]

There is a severe lack of Collins on this team. Sign Jarron.

 

[Sneakers]

We're gonna pick up Michael Redd as soon as his contract is up next offseason.

 

[David Stern]

We're gonna pick up Michael Redd as soon as his contract is up next offseason.

Is it a bad thing that I'd actually like that signing?

 

[Darkwing Duck]

There is a severe lack of Collins on this team. Sign Jarron.

You have to understand that Francisco Elson basically fits that desire. I mean, it seems obvious to me that the Jazz wanted a Jarron Collins type player on the team without it actually being Jarron Collins.

 

[unluckyseventeen]

You have to understand that Francisco Elson basically fits that desire. I mean, it seems obvious to me that the Jazz wanted a Jarron Collins type player on the team without it actually being Jarron Collins.

Elson doesn't flop nearly enough to fill that role. And besides, I think Elson can dunk.

Are you forgetting who Jarron Collins is?

 

[Darkwing Duck]

Elson doesn't flop nearly enough to fill that role. And besides, I think Elson can dunk.

Are you forgetting who Jarron Collins is?

Big, tall (helps to be black) dude that barely has the talent to play in the best basketball league in the world.

Seems to fit.

 

[Archie Moses]

We're gonna pick up Michael Redd as soon as his contract is up next offseason.

Michael Redd would make for a good one legged pirate right about now. Arrrrrrhhhhh me maties!

 

[JimLes]

My sources within the Jazz organisation tell me that the Jazz FO was looking for a Jarron Collins-type player to round out the roster when they signed Francisco, but that they only signed him after working out Jarron Collins. Apparently, he wasn't enough of a Jarron Collins-type player.

 

[Sneakers]

What about Sarunas Jackovicious?? Marko Jaric? Ben Gordon?

 

[Stifle Tower]

Carlos Arroyo? Raul Lopez?
I hear Dee Brown has been working hard.

 

[tatermoog]

What about Sarunas Jackovicious?? Marko Jaric? Ben Gordon?

Sarunas is a great pick. We could pair him with Pavel Podkolzine.