Who wants to win this incredible Jazz prize?

[Hantlers]

Bah, the contest should be to guess what Lifeonaplate has stored INSIDE of said lunchbox. Guess the contents, win the box.

Puerto Rican condoms.

I'm not saying who they're from though...

 

[Stifle Tower]

Seems a bit drastic don't you think? I mean why the violence?

OK, no wrassling. Instead we'll have a picnic. Do you think we meet in Orm or Merican Fark? You bring a bucket of KFC. I'll bring funeral potatoes and Jello salad (the Utah kind with grapes and grated carrots in it). Have to get those servings of fruits and vegetables in the meal somewhere! Oh yeah, can you also pick up some Shasta soda?

 

[framer]

Puerto Rican condoms.

I'm not saying who they're from though...

BZZZZZT wrong! Actually it contains the unwashed pillowcases from the pillow fort incident, a milestone in Utah Jazz lore. . .

 

[moevillini]

Also, anyone who has received and infraction in the last two weeks should be disqualified for childish behavior.

as well as anyone who had posted anything that gives the slightest whiff of being a complaint about the rep system

 

[Stifle Tower]

as well as anyone who had posted anything that gives the slightest whiff of being a complaint about the rep system

What about a complaint about the mods in general?

 

[ema]

He plays for my team in Turkey. I don't know who else could be more suitable.

Isn't CAKAR also a GS fan?

 

[Hantlers]

as well as anyone who had posted anything that gives the slightest whiff of being a complaint about the rep system

You suck. I suppose that's what I get for trying to bring progress.

Sigh…never again.

 

[b_line]

Pillow fart!

 

[freakazoid]

as well as anyone who had posted anything that gives the slightest whiff of being a complaint about the rep system

Sweet! I was beginning to think being a suck up would never pay off.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Lol at people trying to get rid of the top competition














sent from a phone ya bish

 

[fishonjazz]

Shasta soda

Lol

 

[fishonjazz]

Pillow fart!

Pink eye!

 

[Hekate]

Isn't CAKAR also a GS fan?

Isn't he from Rwanda, though?

 

[Grandpa Jazz]

Neither do the people in Utah. And if you want to wrassle about that, meet me down at the crick after you finish your paper root.

Every once in awhile i read something that just "stupifies" me. Where the bejesus are you from "stifle tower"? Where did you get the notion that Utahns pronounce that word as "root"? I have lived here(SLC) most of my life and i have never heard anyone pronounce that word in that way, ever. Sounds Southern U.S. to my ears. This is no big deal, just amazes me though. Utah isn't a pretty great state it's a pretty misunderstood state. Well, regrettably not "misunderstood" in all things, but nowhere is perfect. Wait a minute.......... i have a sneaking suspicion that stifle tower could be a "Frog", you know, a Frenchie. Come on s. t. come clean, where are you really from!

If you once knew someone from Utah and they said root when they meant route then they were probably from somewhere else.

 

[moevillini]

Lol at people trying to get rid of the top competition

Top competition? Oh give me a break - go post in the "Is my IQ high enough to be average?" thread - - you might find some real competition there.


<3

 

[The Pearl]

Perhaps some of the old skool members can verify, but didn't this jiffy lube promo carry a jinx with it? It seems that 3 or 4 guys that had the lunch pails made were cut or traded.

 

[Doc Cherno]

One word: Naked Selfies.

Post them in a Facebook-like forum here on the board -- most reviled wins the box. Seems only fair.

 

[nightmare3983]

LOL I remember this giveaway... They had the lunch boxes advertised like a week before they traded Carlos away haha

Yep, and a remaining PG on the roster, Raul Lopez, helped give away the lunchboxes (with lunches) to school kids.

 

[nightmare3983]

I want to win this! Tbh the caption contest is the best idea I've seen so far.

 

[b_line]

Pink eye!

Stink eye!