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CosmoFrequency

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You know we are playing for lottery balls when Bowler and Harpring are talking about using fry sauce to put on the players cuts to help stop the bleeding. Why are Matt and Craig so fascinated with fry sauce? If fry sauce is so magical maybe Matt and Craig should make make a call to Jazz Nation for us to all band together with enough fry sauce to stop the Jazz bleeding, and catapult us into the last play off spot.
 
CosmoFrequency said:
You know we are playing for lottery balls when Bowler and Harpring are talking about using fry sauce to put on the players cuts to help stop the bleeding. Why are Matt and Craig so fascinated with fry sauce? If fry sauce is so magical maybe Matt and Craig should make make a call to Jazz Nation for us to all band together with enough fry sauce to stop the Jazz bleeding, and catapult us into the last play off spot.
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My friend works at a clothing boutique (Vest Buy) and KOC's wife comes in a lot. She is very vocal and willing to chat it up with anyone. She told my friend that the Jazz have ordered special bottles of fry sauce that they plan on taking to the lottery and giving it to Stern for good luck.
 
Matt and Boler have given up on the season just like you have..

They're trying to retain viewership with their brisk witticisms.
 
The Jazz are just 2 games out of the 8th seed and you get the feeling that it's as if they're already 20 games behind.
 
jimmyjazz said:
The Jazz are just 2 games out of the 8th seed and you get the feeling that it's as if they're already 20 games behind.
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If we were playing 500 ball than we wouldn't be acting like this. But when we lose 75 percent of our games its a little different. The trend is what everyone is seeing rather than the actual record. Its a 2 month trend also. Not just a couple of weeks.
 
jimmyjazz said:
The Jazz are just 2 games out of the 8th seed and you get the feeling that it's as if they're already 20 games behind.
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Sorry to be a downer Jimmer, but have you seen how these guys have been playing since January? They lost 6 straight starting with a loss to Washington on MLK day. Even before the great Sloan & Deron fiasco this team was heading down...
 
moevillini said:
that phrase makes me chuckle


plus it sounds like the name of a washed-up country & western singer

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Holy crap it really does sound like that.
 
Bring back the Booner.



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jimmyjazz said:
The Jazz are just 2 games out of the 8th seed and you get the feeling that it's as if they're already 20 games behind.
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They are playing like ****.. Sacramento would be a reasonable comparison since January. This is enough to believe that the playoffs are out of question.
 
But, but Devin Harris is lightning quick and you don't have to build around a PG and the next Dwight Howard is now backing up Sap and Al.
 
CosmoFrequency said:
You know we are playing for lottery balls when Bowler and Harpring are talking about using fry sauce to put on the players cuts to help stop the bleeding. Why are Matt and Craig so fascinated with fry sauce? If fry sauce is so magical maybe Matt and Craig should make make a call to Jazz Nation for us to all band together with enough fry sauce to stop the Jazz bleeding, and catapult us into the last play off spot.
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What is your purpose here on the forum?
 
CosmoFrequency said:
You know we are playing for lottery balls when Bowler and Harpring are talking about using fry sauce to put on the players cuts to help stop the bleeding. Why are Matt and Craig so fascinated with fry sauce? If fry sauce is so magical maybe Matt and Craig should make make a call to Jazz Nation for us to all band together with enough fry sauce to stop the Jazz bleeding, and catapult us into the last play off spot.
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VINYLONE said:
What is your purpose here on the forum?
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