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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

For the sake of this thread, option 1 would be best. For your sanity and well-being though, take number 2.

I took #2. I said, "I'm in a great mood I can't wait to see you tonight." To which she replied "I'm serious." To which I replied, "Me too." If she doesnt ****ing drop it its on though.
 
I hate to change the tone of this thread, but I have to brag on my wife. This move to Germany has been hands-down the most stressful thing I have ever gone through. The relocation package was reduced after we committed to it, and they have been nickle and diming us on every reimbursement. We had a hell of a time moving our house. The dogs got stuck in transit for a day and a half. And on top of it all I am finding my german is more than a little rusty and I have been nearly clueless through the first couple of weeks, yet I am supposed to be the senior manager here. Needless to say I have been a basket case. But my wife has been a shining star. She is excited for the adventure and has patiently taken all my complaining, and hugged me when I needed it, and been there in other ways too. She has been happy every time I came home from work, and has taken awesome care of the house. She has had a few moments of exasperation but they have been mostly kid-related which happens no matter what country you are in. I don't know what I would do without her. Wow did I ever get lucky.
 
Everything takes twice as long to do with my wife than I could do myself. If my 2 kids are involved make it 4 times as long.
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I'm a get it done kind of guy. She wants to think about it, talk about it, then dawdle about it kind of person.
I'm like it is a freaking gallon of milk put it in the cart this shopping trip should have been done an hour ago. Yes I know we have been here an hour and 10 minutes, that's what I mean why are we not home already? :)
 
Everything takes twice as long to do with my wife than I could do myself. If my 2 kids are involved make it 4 times as long.
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I'm a get it done kind of guy. She wants to think about it, talk about it, then dawdle about it kind of person.
I'm like it is a freaking gallon of milk put it in the cart this shopping trip should have been done an hour ago. Yes I know we have been here an hour and 10 minutes, that's what I mean why are we not home already? :)
Yep.. My wife will spend 30 minutes hand-wringing about ALL that needs to get done but NO time. The to do list is actually like 1) go to grocery, and 2) put food away. Then she is exhausted after shopping and can't imagine putting the stuff away.

Meanwhile, she hasn't worked since I met her at Hooters more than 15 years ago, we have a 30hr/week nanny, and she is overwhelmed by life.
 
She exists.

That is all.

That comment reminds me of this guy:

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Beers stories about his wife are the funniest, saddest things ever.

I love them.
Thanks beers wife
 
You know on TV shows, like Mad Men for example, where the husband just goes out drinking after work and shows up at home sometime really late? I think tonight will be one of those nights.
 
You know on TV shows, like Mad Men for example, where the husband just goes out drinking after work and shows up at home sometime really late? I think tonight will be one of those nights.
Meet me at the green pig around 7 oclock.
Going to do a bar crawl. Hitting 8 bars tonight
 
If I didnt have an ungodly amount of stuff to do I'd be in. Gotta get all the shiii put away in our new house before I lose my mind.
Damn life always getting in the way
 
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