Hood commands orgasms with his stare alone and scratches foot itches at the same time, while doing the dishes and laundry and forcing the grass to not grow more than 3/4 inches. Hood causes weather that washes and waxes your vehicles, poisons David Locke into a comma, makes beer's wife stfu and obey, de-ages Jerry, Stock, Malone, and D-Will, and raises Larry from the grave. Hood started the church of every church of, is the reason the NBA created a 3 point line, that EJ Wells didn't visit the moon, and that Cavs foolishly traded Wiggins for K-Love.
Give us a comet. I want to kill myself so I can join Rodney Hood on top of it.