Pat Riley: "You like my rings, Gordo?"
Gordon Hayward: "They're really nice Pat. What's your plan to win more if I sign with the Heat?"
Pat Riley: "Well, Lebron. . . "
Gordon Hayward: (excited voice) "You're getting Lebron back!?!"
Pat Riley: "Er, well. . . uh. . . no. But Dion Waiters loves to shoot the ball a lot and pretend he's Lebron."
Gordon Hayward: "Ummm, okay."
Pat Riley: "But since you'll be the focus of the offense, you can just ignore him when he calls for the ball. It's fine. Everyone else does it."
Gordon Hayward: "Ummm."
Pat Riley: "Let's talk point guards."
Gordon Hayward: "Oh yeah. The Jazz just traded for Ricky Rubio. That's pretty exciting."
Pat Riley: "Whatever. We've got Goran Dragic. He's awesome. He's younger then Rub- eh. . . well he's a better rebou- eh. . . he's a better pas- eh. . . he's a better defen- eh. . . well ****. At least he's a better 3 point shooter. He has that going for him."
Gordon Hayward: "But isn't he like 31 years old and has back problems?"
Pat Riley: (shrugs) "Well. . . how about Hassan Whiteside? He's a stud!"
Gordon Hayward: "Yeah. He kind of reminds me of a poor man's Rudy Gobert. Except more selfish and not as good on defense. He might make it to the All Star game in the East. Maybe."
Pat Riley: (shrugs) "Well. . . how about all of our supporting players? Justice Winslow. McBob. James Johnson. Those guys are pretty good."
Gordon Hayward: "Do you have a Jingles?"
Pat Riley: "Come again?"
Gordon Hayward: "A Prince of Threes? Joe Jesus? Hell, do you even have a Mack Daddy?"
Pat Riley: "Well no. But we've got beaches. And girls."
Gordon Hayward: "How much will you pay me?"
Pat Riley: (sits up tall) "A max contract! We'll pay you as much as the NBA will let us. So, about 50 million dollars less than Utah will offer."
Gordon Hayward: "Why an I here?"
Pat Riley: (grins like a pimp) "You like my rings Gordo?"