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416Klawzz

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Greeted him with a banner, coach running an offense geared through him. Who knows what Riley said ? Miami sucks though they just have the atmosphere and tax advantage

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If he leaves I hope it's Miami and not Boston. If he chooses Boston than it's like damn how long have you been planning on going there Gordo?

Kind of like when you get cheated on, you question everything, wondering if it was all fake...that's how I'll feel he goes to Boston.
 
Uhhuh, and after tomorrow Boston will be the frontrunners, and Monday the jazz will have a signature and a middle finger for Miami and Boston
 
The Heat have nothing to offer that's better than what the Jazz have. Except the nightlife maybe. And Hayward doesn't seem like the frequenting clubs at 3 AM type. He sure as **** isn't going to win ANYTHING with the current roster Miami has. I don't buy it. I think he'll stay with the Jazz. The Jazz are in the best shape to help him win. Short-term and long-term. Miami isn't going to win anything as currently constructed. Boston is nothing but question marks and what ifs.
 
SCS said:
The Heat have nothing to offer that's better than what the Jazz have. Except the nightlife maybe. And Hayward doesn't seem like the frequenting clubs at 3 AM type. He sure as **** isn't going to win ANYTHING with the current roster Miami has. I don't buy it. I think he'll stay with the Jazz. The Jazz are in the best shape to help him win. Short-term and long-term. Miami isn't going to win anything as currently constructed. Boston is nothing but question marks and what ifs.
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Trust me I hope and pray he comes back to Utah

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A banner? We got billboards.
Running the offense through him? How novel. Jazz have been doing that for the last 5 years.
Strippers and beach babes in micro thongs? Nope, Utah doesn't have that.
 
Hayward better not 'I'm taking my talents to south beach' us, man. Yeah, sure, a lot of beautiful ladies and no taxes there but stick with the Jazz!
 
The state income tax argument is very often so flawed. What's the cost of living in Miami compared to SLC? Property costs?
 
BTP said:
The state income tax argument is very often so flawed. What's the cost of living in Miami compared to SLC? Property costs?
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House is an investment. He pays more, but likely gets the same or more appreciation rate when he sells as he would have in Utah.
 
Yeah. The taxes thing is null. Trust me. If the property taxes are cheap it cost a ton to register a vehicle. If you have no sales tax then property taxes are thru the roof. They are gonna get theirs.
 
Pat Riley: "You like my rings, Gordo?"

Gordon Hayward: "They're really nice Pat. What's your plan to win more if I sign with the Heat?"

Pat Riley: "Well, Lebron. . . "

Gordon Hayward: (excited voice) "You're getting Lebron back!?!"

Pat Riley: "Er, well. . . uh. . . no. But Dion Waiters loves to shoot the ball a lot and pretend he's Lebron."

Gordon Hayward: "Ummm, okay."

Pat Riley: "But since you'll be the focus of the offense, you can just ignore him when he calls for the ball. It's fine. Everyone else does it."

Gordon Hayward: "Ummm."

Pat Riley: "Let's talk point guards."

Gordon Hayward: "Oh yeah. The Jazz just traded for Ricky Rubio. That's pretty exciting."

Pat Riley: "Whatever. We've got Goran Dragic. He's awesome. He's younger then Rub- eh. . . well he's a better rebou- eh. . . he's a better pas- eh. . . he's a better defen- eh. . . well ****. At least he's a better 3 point shooter. He has that going for him."

Gordon Hayward: "But isn't he like 31 years old and has back problems?"

Pat Riley: (shrugs) "Well. . . how about Hassan Whiteside? He's a stud!"

Gordon Hayward: "Yeah. He kind of reminds me of a poor man's Rudy Gobert. Except more selfish and not as good on defense. He might make it to the All Star game in the East. Maybe."

Pat Riley: (shrugs) "Well. . . how about all of our supporting players? Justice Winslow. McBob. James Johnson. Those guys are pretty good."

Gordon Hayward: "Do you have a Jingles?"

Pat Riley: "Come again?"

Gordon Hayward: "A Prince of Threes? Joe Jesus? Hell, do you even have a Mack Daddy?"

Pat Riley: "Well no. But we've got beaches. And girls."

Gordon Hayward: "How much will you pay me?"

Pat Riley: (sits up tall) "A max contract! We'll pay you as much as the NBA will let us. So, about 50 million dollars less than Utah will offer."

Gordon Hayward: "Why am I here?"

Pat Riley: (grins like a pimp) "You like my rings Gordo?"
 
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We knew these things would come out when he meets with Miami and Boston. The national media will not mention if the meeting with the Jazz went well though.
 
I read a national talking head who thought the heat could push for a 5th seed in the east if they could sign Hayward, and stay healthy.
 
Ellis269 said:
Pat Riley: "You like my rings, Gordo?"

Gordon Hayward: "They're really nice Pat. What's your plan to win more if I sign with the Heat?"

Pat Riley: "Well, Lebron. . . "

Gordon Hayward: (excited voice) "You're getting Lebron back!?!"

Pat Riley: "Er, well. . . uh. . . no. But Dion Waiters loves to shoot the ball a lot and pretend he's Lebron."

Gordon Hayward: "Ummm, okay."

Pat Riley: "But since you'll be the focus of the offense, you can just ignore him when he calls for the ball. It's fine. Everyone else does it."

Gordon Hayward: "Ummm."

Pat Riley: "Let's talk point guards."

Gordon Hayward: "Oh yeah. The Jazz just traded for Ricky Rubio. That's pretty exciting."

Pat Riley: "Whatever. We've got Goran Dragic. He's awesome. He's younger then Rub- eh. . . well he's a better rebou- eh. . . he's a better pas- eh. . . he's a better defen- eh. . . well ****. At least he's a better 3 point shooter. He has that going for him."

Gordon Hayward: "But isn't he like 31 years old and has back problems?"

Pat Riley: (shrugs) "Well. . . how about Hassan Whiteside? He's a stud!"

Gordon Hayward: "Yeah. He kind of reminds me of a poor man's Rudy Gobert. Except more selfish and not as good on defense. He might make it to the All Star game in the East. Maybe."

Pat Riley: (shrugs) "Well. . . how about all of our supporting players? Justice Winslow. McBob. James Johnson. Those guys are pretty good."

Gordon Hayward: "Do you have a Jingles?"

Pat Riley: "Come again?"

Gordon Hayward: "A Prince of Threes? Joe Jesus? Hell, do you even have a Mack Daddy?"

Pat Riley: "Well no. But we've got beaches. And girls."

Gordon Hayward: "How much will you pay me?"

Pat Riley: (sits up tall) "A max contract! We'll pay you as much as the NBA will let us. So, about 50 million dollars less than Utah will offer."

Gordon Hayward: "Why an I here?"

Pat Riley: (grins like a pimp) "You like my rings Gordo?"
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Well done
 
Ellis269 said:
Pat Riley: "You like my rings, Gordo?"

Gordon Hayward: "They're really nice Pat. What's your plan to win more if I sign with the Heat?"

Pat Riley: "Well, Lebron. . . "

Gordon Hayward: (excited voice) "You're getting Lebron back!?!"

Pat Riley: "Er, well. . . uh. . . no. But Dion Waiters loves to shoot the ball a lot and pretend he's Lebron."

Gordon Hayward: "Ummm, okay."

Pat Riley: "But since you'll be the focus of the offense, you can just ignore him when he calls for the ball. It's fine. Everyone else does it."

Gordon Hayward: "Ummm."

Pat Riley: "Let's talk point guards."

Gordon Hayward: "Oh yeah. The Jazz just traded for Ricky Rubio. That's pretty exciting."

Pat Riley: "Whatever. We've got Goran Dragic. He's awesome. He's younger then Rub- eh. . . well he's a better rebou- eh. . . he's a better pas- eh. . . he's a better defen- eh. . . well ****. At least he's a better 3 point shooter. He has that going for him."

Gordon Hayward: "But isn't he like 31 years old and has back problems?"

Pat Riley: (shrugs) "Well. . . how about Hassan Whiteside? He's a stud!"

Gordon Hayward: "Yeah. He kind of reminds me of a poor man's Rudy Gobert. Except more selfish and not as good on defense. He might make it to the All Star game in the East. Maybe."

Pat Riley: (shrugs) "Well. . . how about all of our supporting players? Justice Winslow. McBob. James Johnson. Those guys are pretty good."

Gordon Hayward: "Do you have a Jingles?"

Pat Riley: "Come again?"

Gordon Hayward: "A Prince of Threes? Joe Jesus? Hell, do you even have a Mack Daddy?"

Pat Riley: "Well no. But we've got beaches. And girls."

Gordon Hayward: "How much will you pay me?"

Pat Riley: (sits up tall) "A max contract! We'll pay you as much as the NBA will let us. So, about 50 million dollars less than Utah will offer."

Gordon Hayward: "Why an I here?"

Pat Riley: (grins like a pimp) "You like my rings Gordo?"
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Whiteside would have interrupted like 5 times to flex and ask Gordon if Rudy has ever gotten a triple double with blocks.
 
mellow said:
I read a national talking head who thought the heat could push for a 5th seed in the east if they could sign Hayward, and stay healthy.
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I nearly fell off my chair when I imagined such an accomplishment.
 
NAOS said:
I nearly fell off my chair when I imagined such an accomplishment.
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I think the d league has a few teams that are gunning for that fifth spot.
 
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