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How Much Do You Fear December 26th 2019?

Nate505 said:
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What’s the original source of this GIF? I love it.
 
magic said:
Melo is washed. he goes 4-14 from the floor
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You are not being fair or honest. You are not including the two shots that Melo took after the ref blew the whistle to stop play. Both shots went in, nothing but net.

Look, I see there is tons of Melo hate here for some reason. The guy never punched his girlfriend in an elevator, the guy never went into the stands to beat on fans, the guy never slept with LeBum's mother....yet we get a blatantly false and nasty misrepresentation of his game stats from last night. Why? Why the hate here? I suspect it is because Melo kills the Jazz. ​
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:

You are not being fair or honest. You are not including the two shots that Melo took after the ref blew the whistle to stop play. Both shots went in, nothing but net.

Look, I see there is tons of Melo hate here for some reason. The guy never punched his girlfriend in an elevator, the guy never went into the stands to beat on fans, the guy never slept with LeBum's mother....yet we get a blatantly false and nasty misrepresentation of his game stats from last night. Why? Why the hate here? I suspect it is because Melo kills the Jazz. ​
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Well he did sucker punch a player then ran away like a bitch.

 
Thee jazz fan said:
Well he did sucker punch a player then ran away like a bitch.
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I remember that incident well. Saw it live. Now here's the difference between Knick fans and Jazz fans -- we are honest. Honestly, that incident when Melo lightly waved his hand at a Knick...the Knicks started it. Nate Robinson started all that crap.

Now Jazz fans can never be that honest. We have a guy on this very thread falsifying Melo's stats from last night! Melo hit two shots - nothing but net - after the ref blew the whistle to stop play. Why doesn't a Jazz fan include that in Melo's line? Answer -- Jazz fans are not honest.
 
infection said:
True. Carmelo has never killed his wife nor kidnapped people for stealing his memorabilia.
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And yet folks here relentlessly **** all over the guy.
Never once did Melo steal and never once did Melo murder. That makes him a saint in everybody's book. Everybody's book but Jazz fans.
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
I remember that incident well. Saw it live. Now here's the difference between Knick fans and Jazz fans -- we are honest. Honestly, that incident when Melo lightly waved his hand at a Knick...the Knicks started it. Nate Robinson started all that crap.

Now Jazz fans can never be that honest. We have a guy on this very thread falsifying Melo's stats from last night! Melo hit two shots - nothing but net - after the ref blew the whistle to stop play. Why doesn't a Jazz fan include that in Melo's line? Answer -- Jazz fans are not honest.
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Provide a link for any site that showes 14pts. On 6-16 shooting, oh and that’s still not good.

As far as the punch, in the video you can here him make contact, and there was no reason for him to throw that punch. It was a sucker punch then like the chicken he is he ran away. What a bitch!!
 
I will always be grateful for the way he gives away possessions by taking ill advised shots and playing hero ball. They almost always translate into points for the opposing team on the other end
 
infection said:
What’s the original source of this GIF? I love it.
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It's a Chappelle Show bit about Charlie Murphy meeting Prince at a club. Totally worth a watch it you haven't seen it yet. I'd link it but it has all sorts of glorious profanity in it. Easy to find though.
 
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Two things:

1. I ask again: how much do you fear December 26th 2019 when MeloThe JazzKillerWesternConferencePlayerOfTheWeek plays the Utah Jazz?

The Jazz were down by forty at half the other night. On December 26th 2019 when MeloThe JazzKillerWesternConferencePlayerOfTheWeek gets to you, your humiliation will be a thousand times worse. Wilt has that game record of 100 points in a game. Melo against the Jazz will beat that record in just the first half!

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You all laughed at my Melo posts. Who is laughing now? I know basketball, you folks here do not. From this moment on I am the only one allowed to talk basketball here. You can talk 2002 Winter Olympics and that's it. I know basketball, you do not. New York is basketball, Utah is down by forty at the half.

Once again:

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MeloTheJazzKiller said:
I see you folks are not taking my post or Melo seriously.

My post is serious. I went to the Knicks vs Jazz game at the Garden on January 20th 2016. Melo The Jazz Killer put up 30 in the blink of an eye against you. Not one of your players could stop Melo. Not Hayward, Trey Lyles, Trey Burke, Trevor Booker, Rodney Hood, Neto, Jeff Withey...not one Jazz player could stop Melo The Jazz Killer. We beat the Holy Hell out of the Jazz and it was all because of Melo. He is a Jazz killer. You couldn't stop him on January 20th 2016, what makes you think you can stop him on December 26th 2019? You will soon be facing Melo The Jazz Killer on December 26th. I ask again -- how afraid are you?[/
But this is a metaphysical stance at odds with an empirical stance. For to project that Melo, he who presumably ends the life of Jazz related individuals, will do so in the future based on supposed past experiences of Jazz killings, is an inductive inference. I demonstrate in my book A Treatise of Human Nature that this is not so.
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David Hume said:
For to project that Melo, he who presumably ends the life of Jazz related individuals, will do so in the future based on supposed past experiences of Jazz killings, is an inductive inference.
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On the contrary, projecting that a renowned Jazz killer will kill the Jazz on December 26th 2019 is not an inductive inference, rather it is deductive reasoning.

Two ways to easily prove that:

1) If A happens on January 20th 2016, then A will happen again on December 26th, 2019. MeloTheJazzKiller scored an easy 30 on January 20th 2016 against the Jazz. Therefore he will score an easy 30 on December 26th 2019 against said team.

2) The guy's name is MeloTheJazzKiller for f**k's sake. On December 26th 2019 he will be playing the Jazz, therefore someone named MeloTheJazzKiller will kill them! My God, even a three year old can understand a basketball player called TheJazzKiller will kill the Jazz. The Purple People Eaters ate purple people. The Fun Bunch had fun. MeloTheJazzKiller kills the Jazz!
 
MeloTheJazzKiller said:
On the contrary, projecting that a renowned Jazz killer will kill the Jazz on December 26th 2019 is not an inductive inference, rather it is deductive reasoning.

Two ways to easily prove that:

1) If A happens on January 20th 2016, then A will happen again on December 26th, 2019. MeloTheJazzKiller scored an easy 30 on January 20th 2016 against the Jazz. Therefore he will score an easy 30 on December 26th 2019 against said team.

2) The guy's name is MeloTheJazzKiller for f**k's sake. On December 26th 2019 he will be playing the Jazz, therefore someone named MeloTheJazzKiller will kill them! My God, even a three year old can understand a basketball player called TheJazzKiller will kill the Jazz. The Purple People Eaters ate purple people. The Fun Bunch had fun. MeloTheJazzKiller kills the Jazz!
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Maybe your point two is abductive inference. I shall consume ale and sheepshead stew while I ponder the issue.
 
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