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James Edward Harden Jr. would require establishments in which scantily clad maidens exposed their breasts and other regions of the body that entice thoughts of copulation. Without these, he would not be properly motivated to join our Jazz. Commit him to the Clippers, thoughts of him on thy Jazz are nothing but sophistry and illusion.
Presumeth not to know which gender whose breasts may entice ruminations of copulation in our dear Mr. Harden Jr. good sir. He may indeed be sufficiently enticed merely with reasonable proximity and access to any of our State's well-established construction sites.
 
Presumeth not to know which gender whose breasts may entice ruminations of copulation in our dear Mr. Harden Jr. good sir. He may indeed be sufficiently enticed merely with reasonable proximity and access to any of our State's well-established construction sites.
We knoweth not with certainty what lays in the heart of Sir James Edward Harden Jr. Inference to the best explanation, which references our colleague Sir Kendrick Perkins’ description of J.E.H. Jr’s favorite establishment in Miami, suggests that he is targeting beings with an external phenotype most frequently displayed by organisms with internal ovaries.
 
We knoweth not with certainty what lays in the heart of Sir James Edward Harden Jr. Inference to the best explanation, which references our colleague Sir Kendrick Perkins’ description of J.E.H. Jr’s favorite establishment in Miami, suggests that he is targeting beings with an external phenotype most frequently displayed by organisms with internal ovaries.
This is just trying too hard
 
We knoweth not with certainty what lays in the heart of Sir James Edward Harden Jr. Inference to the best explanation, which references our colleague Sir Kendrick Perkins’ description of J.E.H. Jr’s favorite establishment in Miami, suggests that he is targeting beings with an external phenotype most frequently displayed by organisms with internal ovaries.
Ah, indubitably, however to which beings does this refer? As equal likelihood to be those of genus homo sapien as to be pan paniscus or even equine in nature. We should not presume to understand the good Sir Harden's mating proclivities in their entirety based merely on statements of his closer compatriots, considering the well-known male human's need to "save face", as it were.
 
Ah, indubitably, however to which beings does this refer? As equal likelihood to be those of genus homo sapien as to be pan paniscus or even equine in nature. We should not presume to understand the good Sir Harden's mating proclivities in their entirety based merely on statements of his closer compatriots, considering the well-known male human's need to "save face", as it were.
This gives new meaning to Richard 111’s statement “A horse! A horse! My Kingdom for a horse!”
 
This gives new meaning to Richard 111’s statement “A horse! A horse! My Kingdom for a horse!”
And a stud for sooth. Mares need not apply! Foals? That is indeed a discussion for another day.
 
I once worked with a woman who had a one night stand with Harden. He paid her off to get an abortion. This was back when he was with OKC. So he sounds like a real stand up guy.
 
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