Interesting how unrestrained sarcasm gives way to the Voice of Reason, having spent the full force of all the body's bile.
Well, obviously, Duck is in the BYU library. I consider that an extenuating circumstance. A long time ago I dated a librarian with the whole LDS spinster syndrome. But she figured out my Dewey Decimal classification number, and that was the end of that. I still have a case against that sort of thinking, but it's just sour grapes.
Duck says she's not particularly a looker, and that he wouldn't have picked her out at a Church dance with four walls lined four deep with desperate chics, and less than twenty guys. . . . and most of those with Asperger's or unable to speak two socially appropriate comments in a row. Well, I sorta feel sorry for those women, but my wife tells me it's my own problem if I think I'm rescuing anyone. Clearly she doesn't want me trying to "rescue" her. She's the only chic I decided I wanted to marry and that I wouldn't actually put her through my series of elimination tests, with actually no thoughts about how I was going to help her.
I guess in all sobriety I have to acknowledge LG and others as having the better point.
So here's a better idea. Get a cute girl to take to the library, who has a digital cam, you know the type you can download on your computer. Pay for her course in Notary and for her fee to become a Notary Public. Tell her it's vital to your personal safety, and that you will love her forever for saving your life. When you check out some books, take a photo of them. When you bring them back, take another photo, and have an affidavit ready for her to sign stating that the books were returned in the same condition. Keep your records in a safe, say maybe somewhere outside your home that you can have a lock on, like one of those little rental storage places.
If you appreciate that cute girl enough for all she does for you, it could grow into real love. But if you don't just stick to socializing with chics who do have appeal to you, you're going to just not follow through on that "Don't look back" idea.
