How to get Gortat

[Jazz4ever]

With the Magic being forced to pay an insane amount for Reddick the first year (thanks Bulls), the Magic are should be a little more willing to deal Gortat for lesser talent. He fits in nicely with Harpring's TPE, and could ship Koufas or Fesenko (s&t) back to them so they aren't totally without a backup for Howard. This puts the Jazz near the luxrury tax so Matthews would walk and would be a little thin at SG, likely using Jeffers or signing a standout summer leaguer'.

 

[prodigy]

From what i've heard Orlando's only willing to trade Gortat in a package to get a "star player". They know Gortat is a coveted big man and surely will get something good in return.

 

[breezy]

orlando needs to stop ******** and wake up from their dream world

 

[InGameStrategy]

orlando needs to stop ******** and wake up from their dream world

Yeah, it's like the Magic think that Superman exists, too.

 

[The Ghost of Blue Edwards]

How to get Gortat. First we're gonna need a black van and some ski masks...

 

[beantastic]

How to get Gortat. First we're gonna need a black van and some ski masks...

Jazz Pride?

 

[TheMulletMutilator]

How to get Gortat. First we're gonna need a black van and some ski masks...

I was thinking the same thing, except we may need a tazer.

 

[bigb]

I was thinking the same thing, except we may need a tazer.

I'd try a cattle prod first.

 

[The Thriller]

What is everyone's obsession with this guy?

Every time I've seen him he's a never ending foul defensively. He doesn't seem to have much of a post game or jump shot either. I just don't get why we obsess over these poor to average players so much.

Give me Fess for a fraction of the cost.

 

[TheMulletMutilator]

What is everyone's obsession with this guy?

Every time I've seen him he's a never ending foul defensively. He doesn't seem to have much of a post game or jump shot either. I just don't get why we obsess over these poor to average players so much.

Give me Fess for a fraction of the cost.

He projects well and seems to have a work ethic unlike the Marlboro Man.

 

[TheMulletMutilator]

We could always use the ET way of getting him here. That is a lot of Reese's Pieces though and I am sure he would have diabetes by that time.

 

[PrinceJL]

What is everyone's obsession with this guy?

Every time I've seen him he's a never ending foul defensively. He doesn't seem to have much of a post game or jump shot either. I just don't get why we obsess over these poor to average players so much.

Give me Fess for a fraction of the cost.

I've been saying the same. just give Fes those minutes...

 

[TheMulletMutilator]

LOL, so he can continue to look ridiculous and foul out within the first quarter? Fes is not very smart.

 

[The Thriller]

LOL, so he can continue to look ridiculous and foul out within the first quarter? Fes is not very smart.

That's not any different than what I've seen from Gortat. Gortat isn't a shotblocker, has a very limited offensive game, fouls everytime I watch him play, and is getting paid a lot more than Fess.

 

[The Thriller]

He projects well and seems to have a work ethic unlike the Marlboro Man.

The man is already 26. How much better do you think he's going to get?

 

[NCJazz]

Considering how poorly Orton did in Summer League they would probably want a lot more than Koufos.

 

[InGameStrategy]

How to get Gortat. First we're gonna need a black van and some ski masks...

He is Polish. A kielbasa sandwich would probably suffice . . .

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