The Official "Ask A Woman" Thread

[Zulu]

Bout damn time.. good to see ya bro!

Ummmm.... That's what she said!!!

 

[jazz_fanatic]

So the secret to getting a girl is to fatten her up?

Sure, close enough.

 

[t.work]

For the record, my last name is available for the taking. Very available.

 

[Hantlers]

Do women like weak men?

See above post for example.

 

[t.work]

Do women like weak men?

See above post for example.

Hilarious.

Ann and I are lovers.

 

[Scat]

Hilarious.

Ann and I are lovers.

Kind of like John Hinckley Jr. and Jodie Foster were lovers? I hope not to see you on the news anytime soon...

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Do women like weak men?

See above post for example.

HANTLERS!!!! I've missed your original form.

 

[t.work]

Kind of like John Hinckley Jr. and Jodie Foster were lovers? I hope not to see you on the news anytime soon...

If I'm on the news, you can count on me streaking across a football field.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Would you ever date a guy you met on Jazzfanz? Or is that too weird for you?

IINM, that happened once.
I think it was someone who used to post as IzeofLight who went out with someone...can;t remember his name. The date was epic and several pictures were posted on the old board.

 

[GVC]

IINM, that happened once.
I think it was someone who used to post as IzeofLight who went out with someone...can;t remember his name. The date was epic and several pictures were posted on the old board.

Not going to name names, but Jazzfanz members have dated (not just gone on a date) no fewer than 3 times.

I believe it was tink who went on a date with ize.

 

[Sandy Braille]

Not going to name names, but Jazzfanz members have dated (not just gone on a date) no fewer than 3 times.

I believe it was tink who went on a date with ize.

That's awesome, haha.

Wish I was on this board during the old days.

I'll try and do some archive searching about this poster you talked about, GVC.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Not going to name names, but Jazzfanz members have dated (not just gone on a date) no fewer than 3 times.

I believe it was tink who went on a date with ize.

Name doesn't sound familiar. It was one of the regular posters back in the days. The thread included pics of their date. It was pretty funny.

 

[moevillini]

Name doesn't sound familiar. It was one of the regular posters back in the days. The thread included pics of their date. It was pretty funny.

and IIRC I think Grandpa Tink was somehow involved too

 

[GVC]

Name doesn't sound familiar.

tink = sirkickyass.

 

[honz]

If you we're forced to kill any current or former Jazzfanz member, who would it be?

 

[Stoked]

If you we're forced to kill any current or former Jazzfanz member, who would it be?

If I was placed in a situation where I had to, I can think of 1 or 2 scenario, scenario can think of 2-3 that would be fair game.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Length or width?

 

[honz]

Length or width?

The correct term is girth, sir.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

The correct term is girth, sir.

So Honz prefers the girth.


But what does a woman prefer?

 

[honz]

So Honz prefers the girth.


But what does a woman prefer?

I don't prefer it, I was simply blessed with it at birth.