The Official "Ask A Woman" Thread

[franklin]

Ummmm.... That's what she said!!!

Finally a worthy "that's what she said". must spread it.

Do women like weak men?

See above post for example.

Da ****s this guy? Hey guy, do girls like jacked up trucks?

 

[jazz_fanatic]

If you we're forced to kill any current or former Jazzfanz member, who would it be?

Starts with "h" and ends with "z".

Just kidding. I'll go with Cyrone Torbin. Sorry, buddy...I drew your name out of a hat. Life isn't fair, is it?

Length or width?

Can't answer your question. I killed you.

 

[Hantlers]

IINM, that happened once.
I think it was someone who used to post as IzeofLight who went out with someone...can;t remember his name. The date was epic and several pictures were posted on the old board.

It was Honz.

 

[Sandy Braille]

Why do women feel the need to overcomplicate things?

 

[Sandy Braille]

When you're at Subway, do you go for the 6inch or the footlong?

 

[Sandy Braille]

Of all the Jazzfanz posters you have dated, which one was the cutest?



Follow-up question: is it true that you and TroutBum are dating?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

How lame was Dalamon?

 

[moevillini]

When you're at Subway, do you go for the 6inch or the footlong?

depends how long the foot is

 

[Dr. Jones]

depends how long the foot is

Hahaha

 

[Dr. Jones]

Are serenades still in style?

Is the long held man truism that farting in front of your girl tells her that you are committed and therefore replaces any need for a 'define the relationship' talk true?

I would think a Jack Black type serenade would be AWESOME.. as long as it self-depricating and funny as all hell. I woukd think a srs serenade while newly dating would be awkward and creepy. Yikes.

(Though very romantic, maybe, if already married)

 

[Hekate]

Why am I deemed indecisive by women when what I do is just to ask what they want?

Thanks in advance.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Why am I deemed indecisive by women when what I do is just to ask what they want?

Thanks in advance.

Its a trap. Women want us to decide so they can bitch about our decisions and hold it over our heads... for ****ing years. By you asking them what they want it minimizes the aforementioned effectiveness.. thus robbing them of their God given right to hold meaningless **** over our heads.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

What is the proper way to ask your significant other for a threesome with their best friend?

 

[Dr. Jones]

What is the proper way to ask your significant other for a threesome with their best friend?

"Hey babe, I made you and Lisa a drink.. don't mind that powdery substance around the inside rim of the glass."

Not a question, but effective.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

When you're at Subway, do you go for the 6inch or the footlong?

Footlong meatball marinara

Follow-up question: is it true that you and TroutBum are dating?

Troutbum who?

Are serenades still in style?

Is the long held man truism that farting in front of your girl tells her that you are committed and therefore replaces any need for a 'define the relationship' talk true?

I would think a Jack Black type serenade would be AWESOME.. as long as it self-depricating and funny as all hell. I woukd think a srs serenade while newly dating would be awkward and creepy. Yikes.

(Though very romantic, maybe, if already married)

I agree with PKM. And serious serenades while newly dating, like first date is really awkward. Trust me, I've experienced it first hand. It makes for a great first kiss story, but awkward as hell. As for the farting, not true. It's different if it's a girl, though. I think if the girl gets to that stage where she is comfortable enough to fart in front of a guy, then it shows that things are getting pretty serious.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

PKM, you're hired as my assistant.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

I remember that Ize thread. Epic date, indeed. I also remember thinking..."man, that can't be safe. She's crazy."

 

[Dr. Jones]

PKM, you're hired as my assistant.

How does that pay?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Please provide pics with answer.

 

[Hekate]

Its a trap. Women want us to decide so they can bitch about our decisions and hold it over our heads... for ****ing years. By you asking them what they want it minimizes the aforementioned effectiveness.. thus robbing them of their God given right to hold meaningless **** over our heads.

There is no way out then. Endless bitching. Saying they are indecisive backfires immediately.

Another question: Splitting the bill? I hate to ask if we should split. Is there a way to do it without being awkward?