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Joe Bagadonuts said:
He's probably thinking, "I remember what it feels like to announce games/seasons like this." Back in the NO days and early Utah days the Jazz were horrid, season after season. We've had about a sixth of a season of bad basketball and we're collectively ready to slit our wrists. Imagine if you had to try and sell the product over the radio, day after day. I'm suddenly feeling sorry for Locke (which doesn't mean I'm going to put myself through the misery of listening to him call a game at any point).
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I've listened to more games this year than I've watched. Locke sucks so bad it's unbelievable. He tries way too hard and comes up with some of the most bizarre little superlative drenched phrases that he screams at the top of his lungs, it's just cringe worthy. Besides that I usually have no idea what's going on. If there are two players named Williams in the game he doesn't really differentiate. He often doesn't make clear when there's been a change of possession. He even gets the score wrong a lot because he just reads it off before it has been updated after a made basket. Same with fouls and such.
 
Gameface said:
I've listened to more games this year than I've watched. Locke sucks so bad it's unbelievable. He tries way too hard and comes up with some of the most bizarre little superlative drenched phrases that he screams at the top of his lungs, it's just cringe worthy. Besides that I usually have no idea what's going on. If there are two players named Williams in the game he doesn't really differentiate. He often doesn't make clear when there's been a change of possession. He even gets the score wrong a lot because he just reads it off before it has been updated after a made basket. Same with fouls and such.
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Why are you doing this to yourself? Do you listen to these broadcasts while getting root canals without anesthesia? At least that would make the experience a little more pleasant.
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
Why are you doing this to yourself? Do you listen to these broadcasts while getting root canals without anesthesia? At least that would make the experience a little more pleasant.
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I'm in a vehicle while at work.
 
Gameface said:
I'm in a vehicle while at work.
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While having a root canal without anesthesia and listening to Locke scream incorrect company-approved hyperbole about the most pathetic team in the history of the NBA? How many times do you find yourself wanting to drive into head-on traffic per game?
 
Joe Bagadonuts said:
While having a root canal without anesthesia and listening to Locke scream incorrect company-approved hyperbole about the most pathetic team in the history of the NBA? How many times do you find yourself wanting to drive into head-on traffic per game?
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Pretty much non-stop
 
I don't think we can compete with Milwaukee's tank.

I think they will out tank us and it won't even be close at the end of the season.

I know everyone thinks we will have the worst record after 15 games, but I am still expecting us to be around the 4th or 5th worst.
 
UGLI baby said:
I don't think we can compete with Milwaukee's tank.

I think they will out tank us and it won't even be close at the end of the season.

I know everyone thinks we will have the worst record after 15 games, but I am still expecting us to be around the 4th or 5th worst.
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I guess if we're 2nd worst, the worst we can get is 5th right?

Then we're looking at Exum or Embiid? I'm kinda OK with that to be honest. Both seems like legit talent and could have gone #1 in any other drafts.
 
Catchall said:
Jazz are still on track to win only 10 or 11 games right now, basically 1 out of every 8.
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****ing stop with this ****. That's not how it works. There are ebbs and flows to every season.

"If the Jazz Wouldve lost tonight we wouldve only won 5-6 games this season cuz that's what we're on teh pace for but now we are gonna win 10-12 games according to my pace readers technology. Tonight's win was worth 5-6 wins! Durrr."


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UGLI baby said:
****ing stop with this ****. That's not how it works. There are ebbs and flows to every season.

"If the Jazz Wouldve lost tonight we wouldve only won 5-6 games this season cuz that's what we're on teh pace for but now we are gonna win 10-12 games according to my pace readers technology. Tonight's win was worth 5-6 wins! Durrr."


£¥£
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Lol. Ugli you might need a snickers. You are not yourself when the jazz win.

Also, the ugli baby speaks da troof
 
UGLI baby said:
****ing stop with this ****. That's not how it works. There are ebbs and flows to every season.

"If the Jazz Wouldve lost tonight we wouldve only won 5-6 games this season cuz that's what we're on teh pace for but now we are gonna win 10-12 games according to my pace readers technology. Tonight's win was worth 5-6 wins! Durrr."


£¥£
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Spurs and Pacers goin 77-5 tbh.
 
UGLI baby said:
I don't think we can compete with Milwaukee's tank.

I think they will out tank us and it won't even be close at the end of the season.

I know everyone thinks we will have the worst record after 15 games, but I am still expecting us to be around the 4th or 5th worst.
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I don't know if we can either. Their schedule is easy as **** right now and still can't pick up a W. The gap between us and them is closing quickly.
 
UGLI baby said:
I don't think we can compete with Milwaukee's tank.

I think they will out tank us and it won't even be close at the end of the season.

I know everyone thinks we will have the worst record after 15 games, but I am still expecting us to be around the 4th or 5th worst.
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When Milwaukee is healthy they'll win some games. I don't think that they finally make smart moves with the same guys that have made boneheaded moves for a decade. Pachulia and Mayo being the two most recent.
 
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