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The reasons I will no longer make threads that need help from fellow Jazzfanz posters!

Hopper said:
Kewl!

See that there lil green color up by my handle. It's time aint long. I makin up for lost time fast. This here thread alone done got my *** a crapload of neg rep hits. One guy, he ax:

"Do you seriously not have a grasp of proper spelling and grammar?"

Ya means "seriously" just in a regular kinda way, or duz ya means "garonteed, stonecold, SOLEMNLY serious?"

I caint really answer til I knowz, see?

This here internet is SERIOUS BIDNIZZ, I can tellya that much, right offhand, though.
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That's why when I'm eating dog, I take my message boards surrsly.
 
C l u t c H 385 said:
You turnin on me too? That it? Ya Benedict Arnold ya!
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That would be "Mr. Arnold" to you, son. Leave off the tats and ya aint no mo better than a pack of rats.

I just calls em like I seez em. It, like, misrepresentation, see? Fraudulent. Homey don't play dat, not unless they money in it. Reduce your fees, and I will take it all back, howze dat?
 
Clutch....based on your humor and the fact that you're a miami fan I know a place you'll love. Go to miami.scout.com, then to the forums, and then to the lounge. Editing posts like how you did is the norm there, it's great.
 
C l u t c H 385 said:
I never let the terrorists win.
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I dunno, Clutch. Like, looky here, eh? Spoze ya join up wit sum kinda terrorist club. And after you're there for a spell, stealin they plans, and stuff, they finds out ya aint really no terrorist. So, then, they throws yo sorry *** clean outta they club.

Aint they won? Yo outta they club, see? They just STOMPED yo ***.
 
Hopper said:
I dunno, Clutch. Like, looky here, eh? Spoze ya join up wit sum kinda terrorist club. And after you're there for a spell, stealin they plans, and stuff, they finds out ya aint really no terrorist. So, then, they throws yo sorry *** clean outta they club.

Aint they won? Yo outta they club, see? They just STOMPED yo ***.
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I spoze, hard to stick around in a club with so many stupid by laws though. No faulta my own really.

Least its a gradjihaded discipline system though, that my my dumb self can pick up some learnin long the way ya see?
 
My own damn self, I'm surprised, wildly surprised even, shocked ya might even say, most every time I open a thread round this here joint. That's the whole excitin attraction of it all, I figure.
 
Hopper said:
My own damn self, I'm surprised, wildly surprised even, shocked ya might even say, most every time I open a thread round this here joint. That's the whole excitin attraction of it all, I figure.
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Besides that your schtick is offensive, it's uncreative and it's obviously designed to be offensive. And it's not just racially offensive; it's difficult to read. Considering that you rarely say anything worth reading, I suppose it's just as well. But at the end of all of your attempts to agitate any halfway sensible person are just boring. You read like a Goosbumps novel. People don't go to message boards to immerse themselves in a boring person's alter-ego, they go there for conversation. You are completely the former and offer none of the latter. You are as boring as a sore can get.
 
NUMBERICA said:
Besides that your schtick is offensive, it's uncreative and it's obviously designed to be offensive. And it's not just racially offensive; it's difficult to read. Considering that you rarely say anything worth reading, I suppose it's just as well. But at the end of all of your attempts to agitate any halfway sensible person are just boring. You read like a Goosbumps novel. People don't go to message boards to immerse themselves in a boring person's alter-ego, they go there for conversation. You are completely the former and offer none of the latter. You are as boring as a sore can get.
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post flagged for over-the-top racism.
 
Hopper said:
post flagged for over-the-top racism.
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Hilarious. I absolutely knew you were going to take shelter in the coy defense. You know exactly what you're trying to achieve, and so does everyone else. I'm going to go watch paint dry now.
 
NUMBERICA said:
For some reason I just read this whole thread. I didn't find one surprising thing the whole time.
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Ya see any other excellent, five star threads on this here page, eh, Numbo? Naw, ya don't. They aint nuthin else but 2-3 star threads. If ya aint likin this here thread, mebbe ya best move on to places ya find more interestin, eh? I would suggest a couple, but I might git hit with an infraction for homophobic slurs, who knows?
 
Hopper said:
Ya see any other excellent, five star threads on this here page, eh, Numbo? Naw, ya don't. They aint nuthin else but 2-3 star threads. If ya aint likin this here thread, mebbe ya best move on to places ya find more interestin, eh? I would suggest a couple, but I might git hit with an infraction for homophobic slurs, who knows?
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I dunno bout no star system, but there's a pretty sweet blues thread floatin around.
 
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