answer my question. if you don't, i'll forever call you a retard.
Which one? You asked nine, genius.
1. did athletically dominant Heat beat da crap out of spurs last year? spurs have 2 decent athletes.
Thunder did two years ago. And current Spurs are head and shoulders above Celtics'86 from athletic ability and fitness despite having only two "decent" athletes.
2. how did argentina beat 04 US team with prime vince carter, young bron, tin duncan, AI and etc? on paper it's a total mismatch. why didn't us team beat friggin argentina with 1 good player by 80 points?
Argentina was a team, not a dysfunctional All-Star game assembly. We are comparing seasoned NBA teams here. Apples to oranges, my little friend.
3. how did 40 year old MJ abuse young richard jefferson and dropped 43pts?
Anecdotal evidence is anecdotal. WTF this has anything to do with Celtics'86 being nonathletic and slow?
4. how did blazers lose to spurs in the 2nd round?
By scoring less points in four games.
5. how did 80's celtics beat the showtime lakers? showtime lakers had many athletes. balls moved like crazy too.
By scoring more points in four games. Seriously, showtime Lakers are overrated. Watching them now right after 2014 semis is like watching slo-mo
6. how did 04 pistons with bunch of b level players beat the lakers with prime kobe, 32 year old shaq, and etc. on paper it was a total mismatch. that 04 pistons are not that athletic. they were long and mean, but they weren't elite athletes
Lakers had toxic locker room and injured Malone. The Pistons were as athletic as Lakers. You are delusional if thinking otherwise.
7. how did 2006 US team consists of dwight, wade, bron, melo, bosh etc lost to Greece? here is the box score
https://www.usab.com/seniormen/2006/06_mwc_box8.html
See 2. I am puzzled you are seriously bringing it here when we are talking about NBA teams
8. is Dirk a great athlete? how did he dominate the playoffs when he won it all? maybe Larry bird can do the same, but better? because eh, larry bird is much better than dirk?
3pt shooting and amazing athletes on defense around Dirk allowed him to win it
9. does current top 4 players have bigs to match Mchale, parish, & walton? do you even know mchale, parish, & walton?
Top 4 teams you mean?
Dude, Parish is Splitter with 1 more inch on him. McHale is 20 lbs lighter than Splitter. And we are talking about Spurs who lack rim protector. Get a grip. Those guys from the past are straw-men comparing to nowadays bigs. They will be abused and taken behind the woodshed by Ibaka and alike.