A human being trying to forge a future for my family. I repeat, Dick, if I get licensed in Cali, could I count on your business?
It's time to pimp myself out.
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A human being trying to forge a future for my family. I repeat, Dick, if I get licensed in Cali, could I count on your business?
I also repeat, **** you.
You're mean to me here on the forum. Your short jokes cut deep. Why would I give you my hard earned money?
You're right. I don't want any short people as clients, thanks for reminding me.
Archie Moses
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I literally just about pee'd myself (in a non-kinky way) reading this past page or so. lol
C l u t c H 385
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You got somethin against pee fetishers? Is that right? What do you call someone with a pee fetish? Pee fetishee? Pee fetishor? Trout Bum?
Anyway, HATE MONGERPHOBEGGOT!
Anyway, HATE MONGERPHOBEGGOT!
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
His office? You mean his bathroom?
Obviously, this thread is all the evidence you need to know that I have no pride. I would love to crack a beer with you, you'll just have to drink it for me.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Wait, you don't drink?
I'm too addicted to Mtn. Dew to bother with alcohol.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Lame bro.
Let me introduce you to a concept called the Word of Wisdom ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_of_Wisdom
Trout's wife believes in it; ergo he must abide by its strictures.
That words of wisdom thing seems like a pretty right on doctrine...I mean, it calls for you to live a "clean" life as far as consumables go. So the question begs to be asked...why the **** is Ballou such a fat ***?
Because I sit on my beaver all day trying to pimp myself out to short little turd-burgers like you.
C l u t c H 385
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I sit on my *** all day as well...but I stay active on my own time. You should too and maybe the inside of your thighs wouldnt touch. Also, are you vegetarian?
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Exactly! I only assumed Sloth drank because, well, he looks like a sloth.
Ya, that was a pretty feeble attempt at a burn/humor. -4.