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  1. TroutBum

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (NO SPOILERS)

    I can’t believe he actually dies at the end. How will the franchise go on???
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    Three Point Two

    It’ll take a lot more than just not drinking for me to go in there. Off topic, you wanna fish tomorrow?
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    Progress! i would like to congratulate liberals the victory they gained with a activist judge

    Sold. Invite the BIL because I’ve never fished there, although I read the chubs are out of control. Reminds me of dating, post high school.
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    Progress! i would like to congratulate liberals the victory they gained with a activist judge

    I was looking for safe ice this morning and got STUCK trying to get to Smith & Moorehouse. Pissed me right off. I’m thinking of hitting Scofield in the morning though. I’ve got a nice 4-man shanty and enough gear to hook you and your mini up. Text me if you want to tag along.
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    Three Point Two

    I miss drinking beer, 4% or otherwise.
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    Progress! i would like to congratulate liberals the victory they gained with a activist judge

    My problem is being referred to as some sort of religious person. I have a reputation to uphold, dick.
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    Trump is going to prison

    If I had a nickel for every time me and Pecker were alone in a room, discussing the contents of the sock drawer, chicks, or other shenanigans, I’d have a **** load of nickels. Just wait until they finally nail that bastard for his fake birth certificate!
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    Progress! i would like to congratulate liberals the victory they gained with a activist judge

    How in the wide world of sports does my name come up with the likes of that idiotic fanatic Jazzspazz or an intellectual like Colton, I’ll never know. You’re barking up the wrong tree here, Brother M. I will second and third this. As for circumcising, the appearance of an uncut dong is just...
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    Prop 2 Utah

    WWJD? He’d listen to the church. Who’s the moron now?
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    Prop 2 Utah

    I voted no because the church told me to. So many moron pot heads round these parts.
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    Your favorite jazzfanz'isms

    Ugli is ghey.
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    Utah to the Pac 10? MWC to get BCS game?

    Good bet, Pederast. I can’t wait to ball smoke Utah this year. I really can’t.
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    Pretty damn funny

    I still hate Raja Bell.
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    Pretty damn funny

    https://web.archive.org/web/20060508025659/http://www.jazzfanz.com/boards/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=858
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    Pretty damn funny

    Know what I think is funny? When people get their feel bads hurt and poopy-pant into a retirement that they feel the need to tell everyone about... And then come back. He probably thinks there are 10 year olds he can hook up with if he just stays and “plays it cool.” (Psssst, OneLove...
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    Mormons don't want you calling them Mormons anymore

    Mo, Mo-Mo, Motard, Jack, Dickface, etc. It matters not a lick to me.
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    One Love - We are Lucky to Have Him

    I still can’t stand him.
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    Texas school shooting

    Take away the 4 and 5 year olds that are just spewing what their mommy whispers in their ears, along with the 17-19 year old girls, and the clearly gay teen-22 year old boys, and you may be surprised at how incredible some of those meetings can be. I’m lightyears away from being a good Mo, but...
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    Bundys Go Free

    And we all thought OB’s stalker was a narcissistic, sociopathic, tool belt...
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