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  1. TroutBum

    Anasazi wilderness therapy

    After spending two years in southern Utah, and spending sometimes 4 or 5 days a week out wandering in the desert, I can say without hesitation, that if I were in your shoes, I'd send her. There is something about the area, the culture, the artifacts left behind, and the mystery of those...
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    Appropriate Age for a Gun?

    Echo what others are saying; as long as it's locked up, then it's never too early to learn about firearms. When Sloan was 6, we shot the hell out of rotten fruit, cacti, and golf balls with my .45 just so she could see what a bullet could do. Both of my girls know and have felt the power of a...
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    Post your favorite GIF or animation here!

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    Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States.

    I could talk about gap all day. See also; Archie Moses, Hack, NAOS.
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    Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States.

    I prefer the term "Cracker," personally.
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    BYU - it's time come out of the dark ages.

    Haha, look at Green go completely off the deep end... Nothing that he complained about in his last few posts was actually said by any of us. Grind that axe though, green, I'm sure your petty justifications for not being a good Mo-Mo will go over just peachily some Thursday night down the...
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    Bounty Hunter Tournament

    Sign me up.
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    Bounty Hunter Tournament

    Ya'll are lucky I've been MIA for so long; I've been feeling the itch to relieve you bitches of your monies.
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    T-Mobile will buy you out of your contract

    I still contend that you are, in fact, a complete dingleberry. Win, lose, or draw, you'll never not be a speck of **** hanging from the *** hair of society. But seriously, when are they sending you that check?
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    BYU - it's time come out of the dark ages.

    What a terrible thread, started by a terrible poster. Shocking stuff, really... This situation sucks(ed), but let's be honest here; the honor code has probably saved scores of women (and men) from being victims of these types of crimes -- far more than those who are negatively affected by...
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    Hand, foot and mouth...

    I haven't laughed that hard in hours. Easily the best post in this thread. Boo effing hoo. Welcome to real life, you whiny little quim-stain. FWIW, my first daughter was sleeping thru the night at eight weeks, wiping her own *** at 18 months, causes zero problems for herself, the...
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    Funny Story about Dodo's Wife

    Somewhere, SunsFan is giggling himself to sleep.
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    Salt Lake

    Screw the beer; I want to be in the courtroom. Is this alleged "insider" anyone I know? Ten bucks says it was that Jesus-freak DuhKramer...
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    Ping Pong

    Didn't read thread. Stopped when I saw Colton run his mouth. Oh, how I would smoke dat ***... Let it be known that I will not lose to any of you dickholes in TABLE TENNIS. Seriously, I've only consistently lost to one person, and that guy played daily in China for two years; but they were...
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    Stupid Pet Peeves

    JoeBagofDildos. I don't really care for the cut of his jib.
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    Looking for name ideas - exhausted

    Cedar's Ring. Purgatory Point. Journey's End. Trout's Balls at Your Chin. At least one of those is a winner.
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    Serious Question For Dudes...

    When I was younger, my wang looked/felt like a catchers mitt. 3-5x a day, minimum. If I go three months now a days, I'm tickled pink. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.
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    Gay Nightclub mass shooting -- Orlando, Florida

    You're worse than Obama when it comes to politicizing tragedy. Shut. The. ****. Up.
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    Life - official thread

    - Got laid off last week. - Job interviews are teh BS. - Have a killer sinus infection. - I don't have insurance so I'm curing it with home remedies; see also "not working" - My car was broken into and my iPad was stolen. - And other than that, things aren't going well. F the po-leece!
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    Serious Question For Dudes...

    30-35 seconds. Worst day of my life.
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