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When I listen to Ron Boone's delightfully gracious and soft-spoken words, my entire Jazz experience is magnified. Instead of some hyper-annoying statistician awkwardly laughing while jutting in random irrelevant facts, Boone will share an occasional jovial insight, start talking about something...

I hear Carl Dowling is available from the Idaho Stampede, he averaged abouut 7.3PPG, 2.1APG, 1.2RPG, has a great talent at dribbling the ball, maybe we should pick him up. Or Darryl DeDawkins, Jazz should pick him up too, he's about 6'4" - Craig

So, uh... how are we getting the arena feed? Are the Jazz leaking streams of it? - Craig

It was like he was treating them like horses up for auction or something, really strange. Anyway, this game builds back my enthusiasm quite a bit. The fact is, we don't have the star power to compete with a stacked team like OKC. But, we are definitely better than the Nuggets, Portland, and...

Found a stream. This wheelchair basketball game is amazing. But does anyone else think the guy speaking is kind of weird? It'd be way cooler if they had Boler announcing it. This guy is talking about each guy's issues, like if they're an amputee as they're playing to the crowd. They're trying...

How are you guys watching this? - Craig has no way to watch this game

Yeah, you hear about Randy McCrag from the Boise Thundercats? He was putting up 8.8PPG, 3.4RPG, 2.1APG, and 0.3SPG against the Buffalo Centipedes. Jerry Daniels could be a good pickup for a cheap C, he is a tough, hard-nosed player who brings his lunchpail to work. - Craig

I agree, talking to people about stuff is no way to live life. There is a quote from one of the apostles, Brother Elderham, which goes "To spend your life speaking is spending your life speaking, it's all the same." - Craig

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He also dribbled the ball 29 times and the time is 10:00PM. - Craig

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Why don't you ask him? He'd probably be the first to tell you. And maybe there isn't a reason, maybe it's just his instinctual, deeply-engrained response to catching the ball: drive in some off-kilter manner towards the hoop to either pass or shoot. Is that so wrong? - Craig

You're right, we should actually just break it up and start from scratch completely. Trade away Neto, Burks, and cash for a second rounder. Trade away Snyder and pick up Gobertson. Then maybe we can get excited about the draft again, like we really want. - Craig

I know what you mean, I'm crying too. Why is it always our favorite teams that let us down? Emotional fans like us just have a hard time watching when our favorite players, our life heroes, don't do as well as we wish. And what else do we have to look forward to in our meaningless lives? All we...

Alec Burks' NBA comparison was often Dwayne Wade when coming out of college. He is essentially the opposite skillset as Rodney Hood as far as scoring wings go. If we could take them, hack all their body parts off and combine them together into one human being, that would be really gross. - Craig

Remember, this is a preseason game. If Snyder is smart (and he is) he would be using this time to test each player's capabilities to see how he will use them in the season before the balloons fall and the confetti rains down. It's important that you find a way to survive out there. - Craig

After that experiment, it's clear that Chris Johnson is the most talented member of all those wings, but he would still likely be the worst wing on our team if kept. - Craig

He wants our best players to be as fresh as possible for when the season actually starts. They already proved themselves in the first three quarters. This is merely a tryout for the last roster spot. And damn, it's a cringeworthy display of three players (Cotton, Johnson, Graham or...

It seemed pretty clear that Trey Burke was the best guy on the floor for this first half. He couldn't miss. - Craig

Jeff Withey looks like a delicate, sensitive man. But he's pretty tough, he's pretty tough. - Craig