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Well I'm in a pickle then. I'm a hermaphrodite. Can I get the priesthood even though I have a set of milk bags and twig and berries? I'm soo lost...

I may lurk on this site... But Gordon Monson must lurk in some very dark places. This is not a critique of his journalism or his show. I have had some discreet encounters with Mr. Monson that he is probably not aware of. Two times... mark it. Two times I have been crop dusted by Gordon...

I personally take offense to this pole. There is no option for hermaphrodites. Should I be labeled as gay because I can technically choose either? Choosing straight could be an option for me. It is hard to dress up as a man because I have to tape down my huge chest to conform to society...

Why? Who wouldn't it look good too? No one should feel guilty for trying to support yourself and your family.

Archie, I am a senior administrator that employs about 1400 people in 3 states. One thing that always sways me unfortunately is that people are currently employed. You could try planning two steps. Sometimes taking a job you do not want (because it's lame and sux) will give you the open door...

A liberated, depressed, schizo, bi-polar, bald, fat, dwarf, hermaphrodite, jazz fan. You?

Ohhhhh the world is so lonely. Not an ounce of compassion.... No one on this board cares. I just tried to drown myself in a porta potty and choked on a peanut.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaah, wimper, tears, crying, tears, wailing. I see darkness, I think I'm dying. Why must you hate on a bald, Fupa bearing, dwarf like myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hurtful angry man!

I can't stop crying. I am very very hurt. I am 58 and still don't know which way I am leaning. Wear a dress or a suit. My wife likes it when I wear both at the same time. You must drown baby dogs and throw kittens in the fire. You are a hurtful person.

Why are you attacking me? I'm just expressing my extreme duress. I was born a hermaphrodite and can't reproduce. I am alone in this world of pain. The only comfort I get is when I use extra Snuggle on my wooby and cuddle with my pillow. Please don't hurt my feelings anymore. Have some...

Oh man... I had to eat another gallon of ice cream. First the jazz have not traded for boodogcarlos the corn dog, haven't offered anything to Jimmer dimples, and did nothing to get Jaba Parker. I went to the bishop for a blessing, a priest for confession, aligned my chakras with a tantric...

Ooh pooh pooh fartblocker. I have eaten 3 gallons of golden spoon yogurt and drank a 24 pack of diet coke while I wait for the announcement. Tell me when I can stop holding my breath for Legosatfish makes his announcement. I think I'll go make out with my aunt while I wait.

Oh Man, Oh Man, Oh Man.... I have been slugging myself in the privates for over 16 years because I used to have hope that the Jazz would win a championship. My sac looks like a worn out baseball glove. Thank you for inspiring me to quit abusing my jewels. Maybe my wife can get pregnant...

You have to use the BB forum rule #1 to compare players. Ethnicity is first priority. Hayward is a more athletic but shorter version of Tom Chambers.

Yes, the Millers were very torn. At the council of drafting they all sat around the table and debated. Lucifer said that he would dominate the nba, win, and bring all the fans back to the jazz. Jimmer said that he would peacefully sacrifice himself and win the fans back. We are just waiting...

Oh my, my trail to any Jimmer news has seen to grow cold. Only a twitter pic his beautiful bride posted of some lucky dogs locked into a Greco Roman embrace with Jimmer the center of attention. Jimmer? Why not post a picture of you wearing jazz gear? Don't you love our state anymore. We...

Wait... I guess all of the fans would be invisible. The only way ESPN would know the stadium is filled is by listening to the millions of gallons of ice cream being dumped down the shake traps of thousands of BYU coeds consoling themselves that Jimmer is married. They could also hear the...

Blackout? Why are they doing a blackout? If they did a whiteout 98% of their team would be invisible. Why are they copying the Utes?

This is not true. It is not Chris Quinn. It must be Starbury. Haven't you seen the new construction for his Shoe store in Sugarhouse? It is in the old Granite Furniture building. Shoe store / Radio station.

The mysterious veteran pg they have invited to camp must be AI? Or D-Fish?