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[nightmare3983]

I'm just going to use this thread to post some of favorite stuff from JazzFanz. This first post of the thread will be great. This is the best JazzFanz hissy fit I've witnessed. For some background, this happened in the UGLI forum when, during our playoff matchup D Will went crazy on 3's in the first half of his game. D Will's on my team and I was in the playoffs against UGLI. Here it is - edited to avoid infractions:

Deron Williams has 6 3's halfway through the 1st Qtr.

*-*-*-* That.

**** you deron.

Seriously.

**** you.

Also, **** you Nightmare.

I'm still going to beat you.

(He didn’t)

If anyone else is reading this, **** you too.

An all time WTF game.

Youve gotta be ****ing kidding.

I have now said the F word in this thread more than I have said it in real life in my whole entire life prolly lol.

[insert half of an F bomb]

I just negged Nightmare

(He really did)

I'm really freaking pissed.

Thanks for clearing that up Captain Obvious

@Nightmare I'm so sorry for negging you. showed a total lack of class on my part and for that I sincerely apologize.

SIKE!

*** you bro!

This is some serious ********.

You know how fluky this is. A real man would bench his players for the rest of the matchup.

I have ZERO regrets. Would neg again.

*** *** *** *** *** ******************

such ******** nightmare

Everything is crashing down all around me.

How is this possible??

I'm sposed to win.

lol without DWills fluky *** game I would be absoulutely beating the **** out of Nightmare

This was all in the space of around 6 hours. Congrats UGLI for having the best hissy fit I’ve ever seen on JazzFanz.

 

[nightmare3983]

Favorite Alts

1. George from Colorado - The creepy pic and constant denial of being an alt was just fun.
2. Saltair’s Finest (I was newbie during his existence, so I wasn’t even too familiar with the concept of alts at the time) - It was awesome when Enes CanTear You Apart discovered that Saltair's Finest either was or was using pics of a HS bball player from the Chicago area, then having the kid freak out when I mentioned JazzFanz to him on Twitter.

I won't go any further since I don't want to cast suspicion on anyone.

 

[nightmare3983]

Favorite posters who have left JazzFanz (in no particular order)

ECTYA (Enes CanTear You Apart for you newbies) - He was an awesome poster who joined JazzFanz around the same time I did.

WhiskyPriest

spycam1 - Even though he should be back in a couple of years.

 

[nightmare3983]

Favorite Jazz Forum Thread

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?12162-Call-me-a-homer-a-thousand-times

Tuesday and Saturday became epically important. UGLI’s BF fantasy basketball league was born in this thread. And it got ridiculously long in a short period of time. Everything about this thread is awesome. Kudos PKM.

 

[nightmare3983]

More good Jazz forum stuff.

All of the Furkan Aldemir mentions that went down over the summer.

Here is a selection of them:

Unless he drafts Furkan with his first-round pick.

I've got my Big Board put together. I'm good to go.

When is this Furkan gonna get going?

Where is the Furkan? thread?

I love that guy's name - Furkan Aldemir

Furkan Aldemir

Another Furkan poll...

Get your Furkan jokes out of here!

Rondo.

Because I Furkan said so.

This thread is to see who you all think is the best PG of the three, and if Houston made the right choice.


So quit Furkan around.

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Furkan.

 

[nightmare3983]

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?14274-Then-Ty-said-quot-Let-there-be-memes!

No further comment needed on this thread’s awesomeness.

 

[nightmare3983]

Also under the awesome Jazz forum stuff category, I still laugh when I think about all of the Roger Braille references.

 

[nightmare3983]

There have been many good threads from General Discussion as well.

Buckner:

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?28-Buckner

 

[nightmare3983]

The Legendary LTE – Courtesy of the now-legendary babe

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?14990-Longest-Thread-Ever

 

[nightmare3983]

RIP ECTYA

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?10661-A-Little-Message-Board-Game

 

[nightmare3983]

RIP WhiskeyPriest

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php...t-the-boredom-of-off-season-with-humor-thread

 

[nightmare3983]

A fun guessing game – We should revive this:

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?12530-Let-s-play-quot-Guess-the-alt-quot

 

[nightmare3983]

One of the stupidest “battles” ever:

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?10538-Stoked-versus-Northeast

Speaking of which, WTH happened to northeast? He was like a less eloquent less intelligent version of One Brow.

 

[nightmare3983]

Best Biffs - There are two kinds - intentional and unintentional. Here are a couple of the better intentional ones:

Remember when UGLI only had 1K posts? Me neither.

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?11559-1-000th-Post-EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

Also,

PKM doesn’t biff often, but when he does, it’s intentional. And funny.

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?15349-50-Rep-Power

(It really was funny at the time because he was at 49 when he posted it).

 

[nightmare3983]

Unintentional biffs can be fun too:

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?11230-URL-quot-http-www-yahoo-com-quot-Yahoo-URL

 

[nightmare3983]

fishonjazz on Ambien is also a fun occurrence, so that gets an honorable mention as well.

 

[nightmare3983]

Pos rep for the first person besides me to post in here.

 

[Dr. Jones]

There's some good stuff in there, nm.. well done. If this pisses off ugli.. I'll rep you.

 

[nightmare3983]

There's some good stuff in there, nm.. well done. If this pisses off ugli.. I'll rep you.

UGLI's fit was epic. It would have been a nice conosolation had I lost to him.

 

[Stoked]

Only time I am mentioned and it is linked to Northeast? You jackwagon.