14th Tank Platoon

[UGLI baby]

Never thought i would say these words.......... Kobe we miss you, please get well soon and hope you play your best!

Somehow, someway, that dude always manages to **** us over.


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[Zulu]

Somehow, someway, that dude always manages to **** us over.


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U live in Denver bro??

 

[UGLI baby]

Lol


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[spycam1]

Epic fail tonight.

 

[UGLI baby]

Epic fail tonight.

This tanking bull **** really isn't going our way.

 

[UGLI baby]

Is it weird if you wake up in the middle of the night and one of your first thoughts is to look at the Tanking thread on jazzfanz? Prob weird.


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[Primetime]

Update!

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[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]Team[/td]
[td]Conf.[/td]
[td]win[/td]
[td]loss[/td]
[td]win pct.[/td]
[td]tank alert(last 10 games)[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]Milwaukee Bucks[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]8[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td].186[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]Orlando Magic[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]12[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td].267[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]Philadelphia 76ers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]14[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td].318[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]Boston Celtics[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]31[/td]
[td].326[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]Utah Jazz[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td].341[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]Sacramento Kings*6[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td].349[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]L.A. Lakers[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]16[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td].356[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]Cleveland Cavaliers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]16[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td].364[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]New York Knicks*2[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td].386[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]Detroit Pistons*5[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td].386[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]New Orleans Pelicans*1[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td].419[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]Minnesota Timberwolves*9[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td].488[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]Denver Nuggets*3[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td].512[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td]Memphis Grizzlies[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td].524[/td]
[td]8-2[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Goden State Warriors: 23rd


*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Chicago Bulls: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11 to Cleveland. Via Luol Deng trade on 01/06/14

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 Utah Jazz: Receive Golden State Warriors 2014 first-round pick (unprotected)


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[td]Seed[/td]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]14th[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td].250[/td]
[td].215[/td]
[td].178[/td]
[td].357[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td].199[/td]
[td].188[/td]
[td].171[/td]
[td].319[/td]
[td].123[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].157[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].226[/td]
[td].265[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td].119[/td]
[td].126[/td]
[td].133[/td]
[td].099[/td]
[td].351[/td]
[td].160[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td].088[/td]
[td].097[/td]
[td].107[/td]
[td][/td]
[td].261[/td]
[td].360[/td]
[td].084[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].071[/td]
[td].081[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].439[/td]
[td].305[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td].043[/td]
[td].049[/td]
[td].058[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].529[/td]
[td].232[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td].028[/td]
[td].033[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].724[/td]
[td].168[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].000[/td]
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[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td].017[/td]
[td].020[/td]
[td].024[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].813[/td]
[td].122[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td].011[/td]
[td].013[/td]
[td].016[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].870[/td]
[td].089[/td]
[td].002[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].907[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].935[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].960[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td].005[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].982[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Tank Ranking:
1. Milwaukee Bucks
2. Orlando Magic
2. Philadelphia 76ers
2. Boston Celtics
2. L.A. Lakers

 

[Primetime]

These east teams are sooo annoying!

 

[UGLI baby]

**** everything about the nba


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[BTP]

Is it weird if you wake up in the middle of the night and one of your first thoughts is to look at the Tanking thread on jazzfanz? Prob weird.


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Why would you wake up in the middle of the night in the first place?

 

[UGLI baby]

Why would you wake up in the middle of the night in the first place?

Got a cough like whoa.

You've never woken up in the middle of the night before bro?



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[BTP]

Got a cough like whoa.

You've never woken up in the middle of the night before bro?



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Get well!
Nah I sleep like a rock. House on fire? I'd rather burn! Thunderstorm outside? I don't care! So I only wake up if other people want me to wake up up or if I have to pee. Getting tired is a different story though!
When I have a cough best thing I know is soaking a cloth with lavender oil, heat the cloth a little on your radiator and put it on your chest. Change the air in your bedroom before you go to sleep. I like to add a scarf to reduce the coughing.

 

[UGLI baby]

Get well!
Nah I sleep like a rock. House on fire? I'd rather burn! Thunderstorm outside? I don't care! So I only wake up if other people want me to wake up up or if I have to pee. Getting tired is a different story though!
When I have a cough best thing I know is soaking a cloth with lavender oil, heat the cloth a little on your radiator and put it on your chest. Change the air in your bedroom before you go to sleep. I like to add a scarf to reduce the coughing.

Thanks brother. What do you mean by change the air in your bedroom and add a scarf tho?


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[BTP]

Thanks brother. What do you mean by change the air in your bedroom and add a scarf tho?


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Open the window, so you get fresh air in the room for like 10 min. Higher oxygen level helps and warm "used" air tends to worsen the coughing at least for me. Then heat the room to a comfortable level up before you go to sleep. And wear a scarf around your neck, so your neck is warm at night and you don't start coughing because humidity causes your throat to. Helps me at least stay asleep when my throat is hurting.

 

[colton]

In the 22 games when Burks received 30+ minutes he has averaged
FG% .514
3P% .419
FT% .781
PTS 16.5
TRB 4.0
AST 3.4

Let my Boi play!!!!

Every season someone makes this exact same argument about their favorite player. The logical fallacy is that while you have shown a CORRELATION between good play and number of minutes, you have not shown CAUSATION in the direction you are assuming. And the causation could easily go the other way...perhaps he gets more minutes in the games when he is playing well, simply because he is playing well. It doesn't mean that he plays better when he gets more minutes.



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[UGLI baby]

Colton bringing the big words.

We might have a professor on professor fight on our hands.

 

[UGLI baby]

Correlation without Causation is tyranny tbh.


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[fishonjazz]

, heat the cloth a little on your radiator.

made me laugh

 

[Zulu]

Every season someone makes this exact same argument about their favorite player. The logical fallacy is that while you have shown a CORRELATION between good play and number of minutes, you have not shown CAUSATION in the direction you are assuming. And the causation could easily go the other way...perhaps he gets more minutes in the games when he is playing well, simply because he is playing well. It doesn't mean that he plays better when he gets more minutes.



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I hear ya bro....

My main point of the post was to show how Burks hasn't received his fair share of minutes, but that he does perform very well when those minutes are given. Does he get those minutes Cuz he is playing good, most likely but he should be given an opportunity to see if he is given consistent 30+ minutes what he could do! Burks seems to always be at the mercy of the Vets infront of him. But when injuries come he steps in and performs, when he plays spot minutes he doesn't perform as well!!

 

[fishonjazz]

One more thing to like about alec burks..... i think he is the only player on the team that has not missed a game due to injury in his career

Besides gobert clarke and garrett maybe