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2014-2015 Jazzfanz Official #playoffpush thread #rallychurro

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The churro powers will be transferred temporarily to the almighty Kidd tonight

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Thunder - 37 / 30 (15 games left)
Pelicans - 36 / 30 (16 games left)
Suns - 35 / 33 (14 games left)
Jazz - 30 / 36 (16 games left)

The Utah Jazz (our Jazz!!!) are the hottest team in the league right now. They should be on a 13 game win streak, but lost key games against LA and Boston. They need to concentrate on taking care of their own business and trying to win as many games as they can. OKC, New Orleans and Phoenix all have flaws. The Thunder seem the most vulnerable right now. Jazz need to just keep winning and let the other teams fail of their own accord.
 
Probably my favorite thread about churros and jazz making the playoffs ever.

So ****ing well done. Kudos, pricks
 
I'm diggin the Charo Churro. It's got a lot of cuchi, cuchi. If I could photo chop better than a first grader I'd create the Rally Charo, but instead I offer you the Charo Guitaro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOKMl70k4kU
 
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This thread ruined the rally.


Mine was giving us all the mojo we needed, now this just screwed it all up.


Great!
 
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The Churro Vision I had indicated playoffs was not enough let the miracles commence:

And lo the end time was nigh and I did lay eyes upon 3 seals. And the first seal was opened and I beheld a great beast within the key and the thunder and the sun(s) were blotted out and the pelicans did flee from before the presence of the beast. And all whose gaze fell upon the beast were struck with terror that did cause their very hearts to quake and did assail their inner most being and they realized there was no place for them. And the wingspan of the beast was five cubits and a span. And in his palm he wielded as it were a mighty churro.

And lo the second seal was opened and a great white horseman did ride forth upon the face of the court. And did cry out to all the unbelieving, to the unrepentant, the vile, the fair weather fan, those without faith - "Behold ye shall be cut down by the churro and made low. Ye shall weep and their shall be no solace, ye shall cry out but your cries shall not be heard for ye shall be left in a lake of fire and hell. Yea this is the second death."

And the third seal was opened and I beheld a great being of light who did rise up out of Georgia Tech and raised above his head as it were playoffs - and a might churro also. And he did cause the warriors to quake and the rockets did fall to their knees at his presence. And he returned all attempts at the rim whence they came and he did rain down with fire and with lightning and did crush all foes til they did utterly fail. And the heavens and the earth did roll forth at his feet and thus did commence a reign of one thousand years in the holy presence of the Larry O'Brien.
 

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The Churro Vision I had indicated playoffs was not enough let the miracles commence:

And lo the end time was nigh and I did lay eyes upon 3 seals. And the first seal was opened and I beheld a great beast within the key and the thunder and the sun(s) were blotted out and the pelicans did flee from before the presence of the beast. And all whose gaze fell upon the beast were struck with terror that did cause their very hearts to quake and did assail their inner most being and they realized there was no place for them. And the wingspan of the beast was five cubits and a span. And in his palm he wielded as it were a mighty churro.

And lo the second seal was opened and a great white horseman did ride forth upon the face of the court. And did cry out to all the unbelieving, to the unrepentant, the vile, the fair weather fan, those without faith - "Behold ye shall be cut down by the churro and made low. Ye shall weep and their shall be no solace, ye shall cry out but your cries shall not be heard for ye shall be left in a lake of fire and hell. Yea this is the second death."

And the third seal was opened and I beheld a great being of light who did rise up out of Georgia Tech and raised above his head as it were playoffs - and a might churro also. And he did cause the warriors to quake and the rockets did fall to their knees at his presence. And he returned all attempts at the rim whence they came and he did rain down with fire and with lightning and did crush all foes til they did utterly fail. And the heavens and the earth did roll forth at his feet and thus did commence a reign of one thousand years in the holy presence of the Larry O'Brien.
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My new favorite poster.
 
ShortShorts said:
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The Churro Vision I had indicated playoffs was not enough let the miracles commence:

And lo the end time was nigh and I did lay eyes upon 3 seals. And the first seal was opened and I beheld a great beast within the key and the thunder and the sun(s) were blotted out and the pelicans did flee from before the presence of the beast. And all whose gaze fell upon the beast were struck with terror that did cause their very hearts to quake and did assail their inner most being and they realized there was no place for them. And the wingspan of the beast was five cubits and a span. And in his palm he wielded as it were a mighty churro.

And lo the second seal was opened and a great white horseman did ride forth upon the face of the court. And did cry out to all the unbelieving, to the unrepentant, the vile, the fair weather fan, those without faith - "Behold ye shall be cut down by the churro and made low. Ye shall weep and their shall be no solace, ye shall cry out but your cries shall not be heard for ye shall be left in a lake of fire and hell. Yea this is the second death."

And the third seal was opened and I beheld a great being of light who did rise up out of Georgia Tech and raised above his head as it were playoffs - and a might churro also. And he did cause the warriors to quake and the rockets did fall to their knees at his presence. And he returned all attempts at the rim whence they came and he did rain down with fire and with lightning and did crush all foes til they did utterly fail. And the heavens and the earth did roll forth at his feet and thus did commence a reign of one thousand years in the holy presence of the Larry O'Brien.
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Umm ya, best post of 2015.
 
Hack said:
This thread ruined the rally.


Mine was giving us all the mojo we needed, now this just screwed it all up.


Great!
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Pretty sure all the suck is attributed to you. You and PKJ would make a great team of suck, doe. Maybe it's not just you, doe bro doe bro, doe.
 
I demand to know who short shorts is, since he made something superior to our Lord Jesus.

J/K nothing is superior to our Lord and Jesus is a myth
 
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