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cooldude32
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Does anyone know what the franchise low for points in one quarter is?
The Thriller
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We desperately need to upgrade our offense this offseason. We are too slow, too unathletic, and have too many poor shooters. Rubio needs to go.
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Whoa Rubio made a shot.
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yamers: think we might get to 30 pts total?
Shad: hey
Shad: yes we will
Shad: we're on pace for 36
Jazzta: We're **** without Mitchell
yamers: kuzma just scored 16 pts in 1q
yamers: wtf
Ron: Well, that quarter sucked. But they really didn't take advantage as much as they could have/should have.
Shad: they didnt take advantage?
Rubashov: I'm gonna have a dart and think about getting ready for work.
fgcamel: But on the bright side, we still have Donovan for at least another what? 7 years?
Shad: they're up almost triple our score?
fgcamel: That's enough for me
Witty: why couldnt rubio get a ****ing toe injury
Jazzta: Hey don't wish that upon mah boi!
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Shad: hey
Shad: yes we will
Shad: we're on pace for 36
Jazzta: We're **** without Mitchell
yamers: kuzma just scored 16 pts in 1q
yamers: wtf
Ron: Well, that quarter sucked. But they really didn't take advantage as much as they could have/should have.
Shad: they didnt take advantage?
Rubashov: I'm gonna have a dart and think about getting ready for work.
fgcamel: But on the bright side, we still have Donovan for at least another what? 7 years?
Shad: they're up almost triple our score?
fgcamel: That's enough for me
Witty: why couldnt rubio get a ****ing toe injury
Jazzta: Hey don't wish that upon mah boi!
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I thought jump shooting was a prerequisite to play in the nba?
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fgcamel: lol, Jerebko he threw it straight to you
Rubashov: on the bright side the kid i work with who is a massive Westbrook fan boy is on the other side of the world, so at least i won't have to put up with
Hekate: Wow it feels the difference should be more than 14
Rubashov: him today
Witty: im glad rubio can be broken down my raymond feltons fat rolls
Witty: by
Jazzta: Not Witty
Witty: good play hood
Witty: rubio is a dumpster fire
Jazzta: The same dumpster that you come from?
Witty: exactly
Jazzta: I can smell it from here
Ron: Stepped away from my phone. But yes, when you receive that many turnovers and that many shot attempts you should score more than 25 in a quarter.
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Rubashov: on the bright side the kid i work with who is a massive Westbrook fan boy is on the other side of the world, so at least i won't have to put up with
Hekate: Wow it feels the difference should be more than 14
Rubashov: him today
Witty: im glad rubio can be broken down my raymond feltons fat rolls
Witty: by
Jazzta: Not Witty
Witty: good play hood
Witty: rubio is a dumpster fire
Jazzta: The same dumpster that you come from?
Witty: exactly
Jazzta: I can smell it from here
Ron: Stepped away from my phone. But yes, when you receive that many turnovers and that many shot attempts you should score more than 25 in a quarter.
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Witty: can't follow a dude that doesn't look like crap 1 out of 10 games
Ron: Okc announcers can't stop complaining about the refs.
fgcamel: I c annot stand their commentators
Ron: They are bad. Not quite jazz level bad though.
fgcamel: Some of these turnovers
Witty: 4 TOs for ricky?
Witty: pretty impressive in 15 minutes
Eenie-Meenie: It's very hard to watch Rubio. Please, Jazz, send him away. Put in Wolters, anyone but that stinkbomb.
yamers: rubio might be the worst PG in the league
yamers: starting pg
vegas: 2 steps back
Ron: Hood gets fouled and then purposely fouls but they apparently give him the makeup no call?
Hekate: I just hope Quin doesn't relapse into cocaine to forget about this game.
vegas: lol Hekate
Jazzta: Not Eenie, this gonna be a Rubio hatin' ******** from here on
Ron: It's funny that you think he quit cocaine.
Eenie-Meenie: I couldn't believe that first pass of the game by Rubio.
Eenie-Meenie: It set the tone for this debacle
Rubashov: damn straight ron blow is forever
Witty: thats what i said eenie
Witty: his back to back TOs buried the jazz
Eenie-Meenie: Just got on, so didn't see it
Ron: Burks or hood is going to have to have a monster second half for us to have a chance.
Witty: and rubio is still in
Hekate: Lol Ron, OD on it then.
Eenie-Meenie: I'm going to sneak into SLC and chop off one of Rubio's toes ...
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Ron: Okc announcers can't stop complaining about the refs.
fgcamel: I c annot stand their commentators
Ron: They are bad. Not quite jazz level bad though.
fgcamel: Some of these turnovers
Witty: 4 TOs for ricky?
Witty: pretty impressive in 15 minutes
Eenie-Meenie: It's very hard to watch Rubio. Please, Jazz, send him away. Put in Wolters, anyone but that stinkbomb.
yamers: rubio might be the worst PG in the league
yamers: starting pg
vegas: 2 steps back
Ron: Hood gets fouled and then purposely fouls but they apparently give him the makeup no call?
Hekate: I just hope Quin doesn't relapse into cocaine to forget about this game.
vegas: lol Hekate
Jazzta: Not Eenie, this gonna be a Rubio hatin' ******** from here on
Ron: It's funny that you think he quit cocaine.
Eenie-Meenie: I couldn't believe that first pass of the game by Rubio.
Eenie-Meenie: It set the tone for this debacle
Rubashov: damn straight ron blow is forever
Witty: thats what i said eenie
Witty: his back to back TOs buried the jazz
Eenie-Meenie: Just got on, so didn't see it
Ron: Burks or hood is going to have to have a monster second half for us to have a chance.
Witty: and rubio is still in
Hekate: Lol Ron, OD on it then.
Eenie-Meenie: I'm going to sneak into SLC and chop off one of Rubio's toes ...
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Jazzta: Chop your penis while you're it
Eenie-Meenie: I haven't hated a Jazz person this much since Corbin
Ron: Gross, what are you doing with his toes after you cut them off you creep.
radiohegel: omg
yamers: BAHAHAHAHHAHA
Eenie-Meenie: It's a joke ...
Witty: nice rubio
Shad: We have to be the most bipolar team in the NBA. First we think we might be decent, then the tank is on, then we're decent, then the tank is on
fgcamel: Of all the people to dump it off to for a late clock shot, why rubio?
Ron: OMG that missed layup.
Rubashov: i cant watch anymore of this ****
Witty: fgcamel, because hes the only one not being guarded
Jazzta: Ok that layup was bad
Jazzta: Admittedly horrible
fgcamel: Wittyyu, that is still a worse shot
Witty: exactly
yamers: Jazzata about to be on a chinese forum following rubio
Hekate: Too much Rubio's mind. He is clearly letting it affect him
Witty: quinns offense naturally puts the ball into a player that can't score a point blank layup
yamers: hope ure learning chinese
Hekate: too much on*
Ron: I don't even hate Rubio but it makes no sense why he is still starting and getting this many minutes. He should play with the second unit low minutes.
Hekate: It's sad to see one of my favorite players to struggle this much
Jazzta: I'd be ok with benching him, maybe we can rescue him. He's better than this, truth!
Ron: Rubio is better than this. He is playing the worse ball of his life.
Witty: we don't have neto or mitchell
Witty: who plays the damn point
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Eenie-Meenie: I haven't hated a Jazz person this much since Corbin
Ron: Gross, what are you doing with his toes after you cut them off you creep.
radiohegel: omg
yamers: BAHAHAHAHHAHA
Eenie-Meenie: It's a joke ...
Witty: nice rubio
Shad: We have to be the most bipolar team in the NBA. First we think we might be decent, then the tank is on, then we're decent, then the tank is on
fgcamel: Of all the people to dump it off to for a late clock shot, why rubio?
Ron: OMG that missed layup.
Rubashov: i cant watch anymore of this ****
Witty: fgcamel, because hes the only one not being guarded
Jazzta: Ok that layup was bad
Jazzta: Admittedly horrible
fgcamel: Wittyyu, that is still a worse shot
Witty: exactly
yamers: Jazzata about to be on a chinese forum following rubio
Hekate: Too much Rubio's mind. He is clearly letting it affect him
Witty: quinns offense naturally puts the ball into a player that can't score a point blank layup
yamers: hope ure learning chinese
Hekate: too much on*
Ron: I don't even hate Rubio but it makes no sense why he is still starting and getting this many minutes. He should play with the second unit low minutes.
Hekate: It's sad to see one of my favorite players to struggle this much
Jazzta: I'd be ok with benching him, maybe we can rescue him. He's better than this, truth!
Ron: Rubio is better than this. He is playing the worse ball of his life.
Witty: we don't have neto or mitchell
Witty: who plays the damn point
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Ron: Anyone else
Witty: oh right we've been perpetually injured for three seasons
Ron: Udoh can probably run the point at the same level right now...
fgcamel: ankle breaker from burks lol
yamers: hate to break it to you
Witty: wtf is neto still concussed for? was he stumbling around a parking lot and in a psyche ward?
yamers: rubio was never a good player
yamers: he's a below average PG who played with above average BIGs that made him skillset look better than it is.
Witty: rubio is expiring right
Ron: Nah, he played okay.
Ron: Nope, one more year after this.
Witty: jazz need to dump him at the deadline, along with favors
Witty: youre kidding
Witty: he needs to be benched
Witty: ive never been so dismayed at a jazz team before
Ron: Wow 0 free throws made
LifeOnaPlate: Looking good so far
Witty: well they dont go for layups. they penetrate and kick it out to a guarded player. TOing half the time
Witty: they swing the ball and another player penetrates, doesn't shoot, and kick it out to rubio
Ron: Jazz need some health and to get out of this hardest month of any month of any team in the NBA.
Witty: it's a ****ing drinking game at this point
Saint: surprised Wolters or O'Neale arent playing
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Witty: oh right we've been perpetually injured for three seasons
Ron: Udoh can probably run the point at the same level right now...
fgcamel: ankle breaker from burks lol
yamers: hate to break it to you
Witty: wtf is neto still concussed for? was he stumbling around a parking lot and in a psyche ward?
yamers: rubio was never a good player
yamers: he's a below average PG who played with above average BIGs that made him skillset look better than it is.
Witty: rubio is expiring right
Ron: Nah, he played okay.
Ron: Nope, one more year after this.
Witty: jazz need to dump him at the deadline, along with favors
Witty: youre kidding
Witty: he needs to be benched
Witty: ive never been so dismayed at a jazz team before
Ron: Wow 0 free throws made
LifeOnaPlate: Looking good so far
Witty: well they dont go for layups. they penetrate and kick it out to a guarded player. TOing half the time
Witty: they swing the ball and another player penetrates, doesn't shoot, and kick it out to rubio
Ron: Jazz need some health and to get out of this hardest month of any month of any team in the NBA.
Witty: it's a ****ing drinking game at this point
Saint: surprised Wolters or O'Neale arent playing
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Witty: everyone takes a shot when rubio ends up with the ball with 5 seconds left
Ron: That was a nice pass from Ingles
Saint: jesus christ
Saint: Kyle Kuzma has hit 6 3's
Saint: in the first half
yamers: whats snyder psised about/
Saint: wish we had Kuzma so badly
Ron: Snyder about to eat someone's soul.
Hekate: Snyder trying to light a fire?
Witty: i see snyder getting the boot this game
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Ron: That was a nice pass from Ingles
Saint: jesus christ
Saint: Kyle Kuzma has hit 6 3's
Saint: in the first half
yamers: whats snyder psised about/
Saint: wish we had Kuzma so badly
Ron: Snyder about to eat someone's soul.
Hekate: Snyder trying to light a fire?
Witty: i see snyder getting the boot this game
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Saint: at laset the Jazz became watchable in the 2nd quarter
Witty: barely
Witty: rubio did play 4 minutes
Ron: We at least out played them this quarter...
Ron: Or nm tied them....
DownUnder: lol that half was worth watching purely to see an NBA player miss the rim while trying to lay the ball in while standing still
LifeOnaPlate: No team in the league should be subjected to a bullshi* schedule this bad.
Witty: the kids that do those family shootouts during timeouts. the 5 year generally takes the layup and misses it
Witty: not ricky though
Witty: oh wait, ricky missed it too
Ron: Lol, that Rubio wide open standing still layup miss might win shaqtin a fool play of the year. Haven't had lots of those since Kanter left
yamers: all i gotta say is
yamers: rubio blows more dick than elton jon
Eenie-Meenie: LOL ...
Ron: I agree LOP. Jazz got disrespected a lot with this schedule by the NBA. But it's their fault for trying not to play Sunday.
DownUnder: man how did that Kuzma dude not get drafted till that late. What was he like in college, i don't watch any college ball
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Witty: barely
Witty: rubio did play 4 minutes
Ron: We at least out played them this quarter...
Ron: Or nm tied them....
DownUnder: lol that half was worth watching purely to see an NBA player miss the rim while trying to lay the ball in while standing still
LifeOnaPlate: No team in the league should be subjected to a bullshi* schedule this bad.
Witty: the kids that do those family shootouts during timeouts. the 5 year generally takes the layup and misses it
Witty: not ricky though
Witty: oh wait, ricky missed it too
Ron: Lol, that Rubio wide open standing still layup miss might win shaqtin a fool play of the year. Haven't had lots of those since Kanter left
yamers: all i gotta say is
yamers: rubio blows more dick than elton jon
Eenie-Meenie: LOL ...
Ron: I agree LOP. Jazz got disrespected a lot with this schedule by the NBA. But it's their fault for trying not to play Sunday.
DownUnder: man how did that Kuzma dude not get drafted till that late. What was he like in college, i don't watch any college ball
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Eenie-Meenie: they probably are lining up at Sir Elton's castle, too ... maybe Ricky ought to take a hiatus there
Witty: this red headed white kid named kobe living in oklahoma
Witty: can't make this up hard enough
Eenie-Meenie: the question is why didn't the Jazz try to move up to get him instead of Bradley ... imagine they could've had Mitchell and Kuzma
Rubashov: we should sign one of these kids at least they can shoot...
Saint: i just saw the replay
Saint: of Rubio's missed layup
Saint: on the fastbreak
Saint: the lakers drafted Kyle Kuzma eenie
Ron: Aren't the jazz still the best ft shooting team?
Saint: and before that, other teams drafted other players
Eenie-Meenie: I know that
Rubashov: good ain't it?
Saint: you cant just move up if no one wants to trade with you
Eenie-Meenie: didn't Kuzma get drafted one place ahead of Bradley?
Eenie-Meenie: I'm not from Utah, and don't watch college ball until the NCAA's, so I never saw him play. The Jazz must've been aware of his potential, right?
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Witty: this red headed white kid named kobe living in oklahoma
Witty: can't make this up hard enough
Eenie-Meenie: the question is why didn't the Jazz try to move up to get him instead of Bradley ... imagine they could've had Mitchell and Kuzma
Rubashov: we should sign one of these kids at least they can shoot...
Saint: i just saw the replay
Saint: of Rubio's missed layup
Saint: on the fastbreak
Saint: the lakers drafted Kyle Kuzma eenie
Ron: Aren't the jazz still the best ft shooting team?
Saint: and before that, other teams drafted other players
Eenie-Meenie: I know that
Rubashov: good ain't it?
Saint: you cant just move up if no one wants to trade with you
Eenie-Meenie: didn't Kuzma get drafted one place ahead of Bradley?
Eenie-Meenie: I'm not from Utah, and don't watch college ball until the NCAA's, so I never saw him play. The Jazz must've been aware of his potential, right?
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