An Open Letter to JazzFanz mods.

[HeavenHarris]

I'm all for the playoffs. People that want to the Jazz to tank aren't true fans. If anyone disagrees, give me your best argument. Quickly.

look at this guy. He's BLATANTLY hijacking the thread and trolling.
If HeavenHarris had done this in the past, he woulda been frac'd up the *** and then neg raped.

But its a mod. so its all good in the hood.

BTW im perfectly fine with it and i see the humor.
I just want to point out the hypocrisy that mods are allowed to do this but commoners like us are not. Unless ur a favorite or suck face with them.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

It's clear BR and HH are the same person. It's crazy how they sound exactly like the same crazy person

 

[HeavenHarris]

You are the one that said you would shoot yourself, and somehow you are joking, but colton is being mean?

Makes perfect sense.

/eye roll

lol. how the hell did you become a mod. you dont even get internet jokes that another mod set up for blue.

i have just one question for you. How does it feel?

 

[HeavenHarris]

Welcome back Dick. Once again, cry harder.

lol. thx pal.
another hypocrisy example: this guy's location is "Inside Your Mom."

I dont have a problem with it, its actually funny i like it.
But mods punish me for something less offensive than that yet this guy has a free pass.

WES: It's only a matter of time before they come down on you. join us. RISE UP. F the mods.

 

[HeavenHarris]

This is a full scale riot. I just threw a rock through Colton's window.

theblackswordsman just killed a mod with a trident.

MODS GIVE ME MY AVATAR BACK.

 

[BluesRocker]

Of course you think the mods are 'solid' ...they like you. They play favorites and divide us. Divide and conquer.
Don't be fooled by their fake love though, you're just a pawn in their game.
Once they're done playing with you, you too will be dumped in the garbage.

I was frac'd and neg raped for not being "family" friendly and being in a grey area.
How the heck is "cocaine" family friendly and not in the same grey area as my completely non-nude pic of Devin's girlfriend?
I mean, look at his username. It's fricken cocaine. His sig has a dog w/ white powder with the word cocaine next to it, clear reference to the drug.
His avatar is of a girl pretending to give oral.

That's way worse than ANYTHING I ever did.
But this guy gets a pass. And I get frac'd and neg raped up the ***.
HYPOCRISY AND IF YOU THINK for a second I'm the only one, its only a matter of time until its ur turn.
I demand an explanation of this. Go ahead and try to put a positive spin on this one mods. I will wait here.

disclaimer: i dont want cocaine punished or anything, i just wanted to point out the blatant hypocrisy of the mods.

RISE UP. DONT TAKE THIS ****. RISE UP.

Great point about the cocaine guy. It's a joke the absurd blind hypocrisy of the mods. All the infractions I ever got was because someone called me a bunch of names and started a fight with me. I don't know what happened with them but the whole notion of a guy retaliating should be punished too is BS. If some prick starts something he should get his back and be the only one infracted.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

There's one thing I learned in this thread. Trigg3r is a Steve Young sack hugger.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

look at this guy. He's BLATANTLY hijacking the thread and trolling.
If HeavenHarris had done this in the past, he woulda been frac'd up the *** and then neg raped.

But its a mod. so its all good in the hood.

BTW im perfectly fine with it and i see the humor.
I just want to point out the hypocrisy that mods are allowed to do this but commoners like us are not. Unless ur a favorite or suck face with them.

I guess you have a lot of face sucking to do.

 

[BluesRocker]

I just threw a molotov cocktail at bronco70. Take that you power hungry mod

 

[HeavenHarris]

MODS GIVE ME MY AVATAR BACK.

and also: UNLOCK MY $1,000 thread. I never got a reason for why it was locked.

Everyone who has been wronged by mods or is just sick of the dumb rules and inconsistency and hypocrisy: RISE UP and be heard.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

lol. thx pal.
another hypocrisy example: this guy's location is "Inside Your Mom."

I dont have a problem with it, its actually funny i like it.
But mods punish me for something less offensive than that yet this guy has a free pass.

WES: It's only a matter of time before they come down on you. join us. RISE UP. F the mods.

You succeeded. In crying harder. Bravo.

 

[franklin]

theblackswordsman just killed a mod with a trident.

MODS GIVE ME MY AVATAR BACK.

They don't use tridents until the second book, hack.

Great point about the cocaine guy. It's a joke the absurd blind hypocrisy of the mods. All the infractions I ever got was because someone called me a bunch of names and started a fight with me. I don't know what happened with them but the whole notion of a guy retaliating should be punished too is BS. If some prick starts something he should get his back and be the only one infracted.

Mods, please merge this post with sloanfeld's banning reverse trolls thread. Thx.

 

[HeavenHarris]

we demand justice.

WE. DEMAND. JUSTICE.

 

[BluesRocker]

Lol. This is too much fun.

HeavenHarris. Don't ever go away. Keep giving them hell.

This is the best thread ever.

 

[babe]

Not to go all psychobabble on you guys, but it is tough knowing how to grieve the end of the season for the Jazz. I guess throwing bombs out on JazzFanz might become a seasonal ritual unless the Jazz make the playoffs.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Monsieur Moses led me to this thread in my shackled hours yesterday. It's epic win. The funny thing is we all know the mods won't ban him because they/Jason don't want to call HeavenHelpUs' bluff about screwing with the site. Nice tails between your legs, mods.

 

[HeavenHarris]

Wes...were you recently banned? For what?
JOIN US. we are here for you. you are one of us. dont defend the filthy mods they dont give a f about you.
We love you.

 

[Fishsticks]

What in the world is going on here?

 

[HeavenHarris]

Sons of Utah! Of JazzFanz!
My brothers.
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the courage of Men and common posters fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.
An hour of wolves and dirty mods and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down...

...but it is not this day!
This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXGUNvIFTQw

RISE UP.

 

[Bronco70]

lol. how the hell did you become a mod.

I assume this is a question, despite the sloppy punctuation.

To answer it, well, I was asked to be one. There's something to be said for the ability to post on an internet message board without going postal over every little grievance or slight, real or perceived.

I've said this before, but feel like it warrants reiteration; you aren't the first guy to pull this act. There are several other posters, with legacies that eclipse yours, who have thrown nearly identical tantrums. You probably think your antics have the mod staff thinking "Oh no!", when in reality it's more like "Here we go again." It's kind of a pain, but nobody is worried. Every time this happens I think, "What exactly does he/she hope to accomplish?" Do you feel like if you push hard enough, the admins will relent and let you post whatever you feel like?

A big part of the issue is your inability to understand the situation. You've built a molehill up into a mountain. You focus on the incidentals, without acknowledging what got you here. You claim to have figured out the band of corruption that is the moderating staff, yet you don't even know who the mods are.

Allow me to let you in on a few things here. You are on the mod's bad side. Your avatar (the thing you seem to be most fixated on) was a minor issue. You were asked, politely, to take care of it, but elected to ignore. But again, this isn't the crux of the problem. You have a flagrant style to your skirting of the rules. Your sense of what's appropriate is not necessarily congruent with the rules of the forum. You like to start frivolous (and occasionally inappropriate) threads, you ignore reasonable administrative requests until escalation is required, and you like to air your grievances in the forums, rather than using the channels which could actually help you. These are the kinds of things that will turn the mod staff against you.

Your weak-sauce revolution is more of an annoyance than anything (actually, it's slightly amusing). But I'm glad you've found something to feel passionate about. It's just a shame that it's over an internet message board. Shaking your fist at a bunch of faceless names is a monumental waste of time, IMO. You could do better.