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Andy Larsen on Basketball Illuminati

So, Jake from State Farm isn't wearing khakis anymore? You do know that autocorrect is an algorithm, right? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
I’m aware. But I also don’t know anyone named Jake and never type that. Probably type penis a bit more frequently.
 
I had no idea CAA represents Woj. So incestuous.
Its pretty "unnerving" CAA basically runs the Knicks... they rep Don, Royce, Johnnie Bryant and have Woj. So say Knicks want us to take a call to just discuss Donovan... it can be leaked, tweaked and absolutely twisted.

Say Royce wants an extension and we say no... well Don ain't happy now so maybe trade him. Just a lot of extra **** that comes with that.
 
So, Jake from State Farm isn't wearing khakis anymore? You do know that autocorrect is an algorithm, right? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
What does yours say? Typed it in my wife’s and it says “kale penis.” Make sure you misspell jalapeño by putting an ‘e’ in place of the second ‘a’.

Now, when you’re done with that, try it on your mom’s phone. I bet it corrects to “handlogten’s heros’ penis.”
 
What does yours say? Typed it in my wife’s and it says “kale penis.” Make sure you misspell jalapeño by putting an ‘e’ in place of the second ‘a’.

Now, when you’re done with that, try it on your mom’s phone. I bet it corrects to “handlogten’s heros’ penis.”
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What does yours say? Typed it in my wife’s and it says “kale penis.” Make sure you misspell jalapeño by putting an ‘e’ in place of the second ‘a’.

Now, when you’re done with that, try it on your mom’s phone. I bet it corrects to “handlogten’s heros’ penis.”

Mine says kale penis as well. You have some explaining to do. Who’s Jake and why do you talk about his penis so much?
 
I loved how Larsen stepped up to the plate concerning the 98 NBA finals David Stern hustle play, even going so far as to finger Dick Bavetta! That being said, I gotta hope that his take concerning Mitchell being the engine and the only protected Jazzman this off-season is inaccurate. First of all I love our core and other than some possible adjustments at the point and power forward would like to just run it back with a new conductor. Second of all, I subscribe to the butterfly effect and honestly believe that Snyder has been inadvertently sabotaging our chances with his nervous energy and OCD micromanagement. Thirdly, can’t understand by what metric Mitchell is deemed untouchable. Do they somehow believe that he’s so much better than everybody else when all I saw was embarrassing dribbling turnovers (3 tos a gm), bad reads, missed assists, terrible defense and horrendous production in clutch time. And if it’s based purely on filling seats, Golden Boy been slipping in the popularity polls as well. Fourthly, he will bolt for the big market spotlight given the first opportunity regardless what concessions we continue to make for him - I mean provided his skills and athleticism doesn’t atrophy (eye test says he’s already in decline).

Sorry but for me there’s a real disconnect between management perception and reality. Or, maybe he’s still getting better every year, he frickin loves Utah and I’m just crazy as a loon.o_O
 
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I loved how Larsen stepped up to the plate concerning the 98 NBA finals David Serb hustle play, even going so far as to finger Dick Bavetta! That being said, I gotta hope that his take concerning Mitchell being the engine and the only protected Jazzman this off-season is inaccurate. First of all I love our core and other than some possible adjustments at the point and power forward would like to just run it back with a new conductor. Second of all, I subscribe to the butterfly effect and honestly believe that Snyder has been inadvertently sabotaging our chances with his nervous energy and OCD micromanagement. Thirdly, can’t understand by what metric Mitchell is deemed untouchable. Do they somehow believe that he’s so much better than everybody else when all I saw was embarrassing dribbling turnovers (3 tos a gm), bad reads, missed assists, terrible defense and horrendous production in clutch time. And if it’s based purely on filling seats, Golden Boy been slipping in the popularity polls as well. Fourthly, he will bolt for the big market spotlight given the first opportunity regardless what concessions we continue to make for him - I mean provided his skills and athleticism doesn’t completely atrophy (eye test says he’s already in decline).

Sorry but for me there’s a real disconnect between management perception and reality. Or, maybe he’s still getting better every year, he frickin loves Utah and I’m just crazy as a loon.o_O
He was one of the main culprits in the blown 26 point lead vs. the Clips.
 
Well....We are hiring the Don whisperer Johnnie Bryant. He will unlock the true power of Don.He will rehabilitate Don. Tsch the bricks out!

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