Are you also hung like an elephant?

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

This is nothing. You should have been around for the diarrhea thread on the old board.

I was wondering if there was a story behind your name. I'm now guessing it's not related to vocal jazz improvisation.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Great, now there's an ad on the page targeting me for dating 'older women.'

It says, "We don't want young men. We want you!"

#internetadvertising

 

[bigb]

Unfortunately, I am not hung like an elephant. Just hung like a horse.

#sadface

 

[franklin]

Where?! I haven't seen any yet!!

Google thinks you're gay too, eh? Frickers.

 

[franklin]

The 2nd dude has a very small package & should be embarrased that someone caught him hard over a medal.

 

[Gameface]

If we're talking about this elephant, sure.

 

[larryselbows]

If we're talking about this elephant, sure.

In this case, I'd have to be talking about Vin Diesel's arm.

 

[Scat]

In this case, I'd have to be talking about Vin Diesel's arm.

You do realize that isn't Vin in the picture?

 

[Hotdog]

You do realize that isn't Vin in the picture?

Maybe he dreams of Vin Diesel all day long, and that's why he thinks everyone is Vin Diesel. It commonly known as DownhomoVindrome.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Are u hung like Rocks arm?

 

[franklin]

Are u hung like Rocks arm?

Is hung code word rof engorged?

 

[larryselbows]

You do realize that isn't Vin in the picture?

****.

 

[Dr. Jones]

pffft.. reminds me of me as a baby, after my mom gave me a cold bath.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Mmm...Peeta.

 

[MVP]

Elephant?
Who is hung like a whale?

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

This thread popped up on my jazzfanz rehash ads. I had not seen it. I laughed out loud at least 10 times reading this. It's a long season... but clearly not long enough for some of yall.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

This reminded me of the hung thread from last years off season with a certain link to vlade's "divac" and petra's "Stojakavic" for those of you that saw it. Def NSFW.

 

[gandalfe]

https://www.ranker.com/list/largest-animal-penis-to-body-ratios/jacob-shelton

 

[RandyForRubio]

I'm a grower, not a shower.

 

[TroutBum]

Man, this board used to be amazing.

Then it got Dutched, Archie Mosesed, Hacked, and then finally OneLoved.

In other words, now it pretty much blows raccoon scrote.