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Avril Lavigne finally split with Chad Krueger!!!

Gameface said:
Newsflash, there are hot girls at the grocery store in your neighborhood right this very minute. They're literally everywhere. Don't be so superficial and you'll see it.
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Dont tell him that. youre puting women in danger. also its kinda weird to call someone superfcial and then point to hotness. kinda superfical dude .
 
Cy said:
Well of course I wouldn't turn her down, but I'm not rolling out the red carpet either. I might buy her some boxed wine, she is on that level.
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assume there's a paper bag on her head, we're talking strictly body only
 
DownUnder said:
assume there's a paper bag on her head, we're talking strictly body only
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I could go into most gyms or colleges and find equivalent or better.

Why does anyone care about a terrible artist who hasn't even been relevant in terrible music for years. This is the epitome of a OL troll thread
 
ONE LOVE said:
Doubt it. But even if there are, they can't sing you to sleep or get you into the hottest clubs in town.
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I'm a grown man. I don't want the girl, who can't even sing well, who sings SK8R Boi to sing me to sleep.

No club is excited to have Avril Lavigne.
 
Cy said:
I'm a grown man. I don't want the girl, who can't even sing well, who sings SK8R Boi to sing me to sleep.

No club is excited to have Avril Lavigne.
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Nah her later work's much more mature. What grown man wouldn't want a girl serenading you to sleep?


Also don't forget that she's very well connected in Hollywood, you get invited to parties all the time, rubbing shoulders with famous people, eventually you can launch your own line of sneakers, and make million$$$


The sky's the limit bro.
 
ONE LOVE said:
Nah her later work's much more mature. What grown man wouldn't want a girl serenading you to sleep?


Also don't forget that she's very well connected in Hollywood, you get invited to parties all the time, rubbing shoulders with famous people, eventually you can launch your own line of sneakers, and make million$$$


The sky's the limit bro.
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She is a C list celebrity at best. No one gives a **** about her. If I saw her in public I wouldn't give 2 ****s.
 
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You are fawning over a girl who, at one point in her life, thought it was cool to wear a tie with a tank top with too many accessories and too much eye shadow. This is the girl we are talking about. This is the girl.....

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This is Avril Lavigne now. A regular looking girl who was, not too long ago, having sex with the singer from Nickelback. I could throw a quarter in a strip club and find better looking women.


*Still wears too much eye shadow. Old habits die hard*
 
Cy said:
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You are fawning over a girl who, at one point in her life, thought it was cool to wear a tie with a tank top with too many accessories and too much eye shadow. This is the girl we are talking about. This is the girl.....

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This is Avril Lavigne now. A regular looking girl who was, not too long ago, having sex with the singer from Nickelback. I could throw a quarter in a strip club and find better looking women.


*Still wears too much eye shadow. Old habits die hard*
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Hmm.. well I still like & love her. She's wayyy hotter than strippers for me as she's very talented and has a GREAT personality.


To each his own I guess.
 
ONE LOVE said:
Hmm.. well I still like & love her. She's wayyy hotter than strippers for me as she's very talented and has a GREAT personality.


To each his own I guess.
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I love how you think you know what her actual personality is like.
 
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