You are fawning over a girl who, at one point in her life, thought it was cool to wear a tie with a tank top with too many accessories and too much eye shadow. This is the girl we are talking about. This is the girl.....
This is Avril Lavigne now. A regular looking girl who was, not too long ago, having sex with the singer from Nickelback. I could throw a quarter in a strip club and find better looking women.
*Still wears too much eye shadow. Old habits die hard*
That's how I smile when I'm forced to eat Grapenuts.
