I thought sex was the best gift from a significant other?
Feel free to question my sexuality at this point. I'm not ashamed to think of this as the best present I've ever received.
What would that have to do with your sexuality? Real men make cookies and cake pops.
We're all just judging you silently.
I'm not sure how I feel about this thread. Is it better or worse than intended...?
I'd say better. Lots of rep handed out.
That said, it is a shame y'all had to act tough and disinterested in my gift. It has me stoked.