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Real shame AD can't play Rudy tonight and run him off the court for stealing that DPOY.


There is absolutely no damn jazz in Utah and I’m still pissed that we didn’t name our team the Latter Day Saints and negotiate a trade for our name. No damn way in hell the mormans would want their church associated with NOLA.

With that said, pelicans has grown on me.


Second night of a back to back. Final game of 4 game home stand. Unfavorable matchup against well rested opponent. Not a lot of things starting off in our favor. This is the first night of a 6 game gauntlet so lets see what we are made of.


This matchup should be fun, Spida is brilliant on offense. Hopefully the rest of the offense loosens up so Niko can work.


This slow pace is what scares me so much about playing the Jazz in the playoffs.


So I guess rudy just gets to camp in the lane lol


Gobert is absolutely destroying us. Jesus.


I hate to say it, but this is where it'd be really nice to have a healthy Cousins.


Pels have to push the pace tonight to try and neutralize Gobert's defense in the paint. Also they cannot let Utah's shooters be open like they did vs the Nets last night. Utah so far has looked like they've struggled with turnovers, so hopefully upping the pace and getting Elf and Jrue to hound Utah's ball-handlers will create TO's and easy transition baskets.


The size difference between Gobert and everyone else is absurd. I'd try to put Okafor in, and see how he does defending him.


Rudy's defensive numbers and block totals are impacted by the fact that he's allowed to live within 2 feet of the basket at all times.


Utah is dictating everything.


If I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times. Gobert is the most overhyped shotblocker I've ever seen.


Gobert is so big a goofy looking there is no excuse for losing sight of him......yet we do.


Is there a Greek god of layups we've somehow offended? How do we get back into their favor?


Outrebounded 24-16 against the 27th rebounding team in the league.


Utah has to be the most boring team to watch.
Even their name has no imagination.


Oooooh this game is gonna kill our averages.


Gobert gets an offensive board over three Pelicans. He immediately jams it in.


2 fouls since the 1st lol really so again Utah is some how the bestest defensive team to have ever lived lol oooookay


I guess Utah brought their own Refs from Salt Lake City tonight.


I'm excited for this game. I honestly don't think the Jazz are capable of scoring at the pace that we would like to play, but the last two games have been a lot uglier than the first two with teams playing more physical styles of ball. I'm interested to see who's the Jazz approach the matchup, but think our guys have too much juice for them. Pels get another close one and move to 5-0: 124-118 good guys.


Damn is AD this important?


Well to be fair if we were playing anyone but Utah it would be closer. AD is the only one who can match with Gobert


Pels need some good luck here, the jazz are cohesive and dangerous.


Rubio looks old as hell. What happened? Lol


God I hate Ricky Rubio and his stupid man bun ponytail thing.

I hate Gobert and his stupid face.

I hate Mitchell and his stupid amazing presence.

I swear the Jazz are this team's kryptonite.


I really don’t like the Jazz. Name aside, they are just an annoying team. I also have a special hatred towards Rubio because he is a big flopper


Niko and Rubio are friends. Snyder is a mobster and Gogurt is a glorified Javale


Has anyone ever seen Toby Flanderson and Joe ingles in the same room?


anyone in the building? this crowd looks like swiss cheese on tv


Gobert never sets a moving pick right?


I don't think an AD-less squad is equipped to come back down 15 at half.

We could if Utah loses it's 3 point shot, we can keep Gobert in control (somehow; not sure with who) in the second half, AND we shoot like 70%, sure, but I'm having doubts.

Still undefeated with AD so whatever. I can live with this L.


Their Alley oops are killing us. We can't stop them.


These refs and Gobert are killing us.


Gobert is flexing all over us.


Gobert is the worst possible matchup without AD in there, I can't imagine how this changes unless we can get him in foul trouble...and these refs are making sure that won't happen


Well he has 0 fouls so he ain't getting in foul trouble. I know that Okafor is supposedly not a good defender but surely at least put him in so Gobert is matched up for height... he's just jumping over Niko and Randle


We gotta play Okafor or Diallo more to see if they can stop this lanky clown


Guess Gobert just gets to do whatever he wants


Without AD, Gobert is a nightmare in the paint for us. Lets see if we can make it competitive for the home crowd


This is probably the worst team we could have AD miss for to be honest. Definitely wont help the "AD has no help narrative" lol


If you told me Goebert had 35 I would believe you. Jesus Christ.


One of my top 3 most despised teams. I really cannot stand Gobert either.


And Rubio sucks, too. But I have to admit I love Donovan Mitchell; he is probably my favorite non-Pel player. Dude is special.


The Jazz are such a solid team. When they are on, they are ON.


Holy ****, the bench just brought this back to a game bois.




need more fans at home games


We Were due a loss didn’t want it to come to the Utah Jazz no lie I’m very salty they wouldn’t give us our name back the bench did a wonderful job tonight on to next one can’t win them


Cant win em all. Utah is a quality opponent. Cant let Rubio and Gobert give you that much smoke offensively


Awesome first quarter and excited to see the bench get within 8. Really could use that Solo upgrade soon though. Too much Gobert and too many open threes for the Jazz. Hoping for better play on the road trip.


Went to the game. I'm just glad they scored a 100 points so I could get free fries from Canes
 
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Went to the game. I'm just glad they scored a 100 points so I could get free fries from Canes

Their fries suck but those are the only chicken strips I have ever had a craving for. Calling them chicken strips also seems to somehow cheapen and undervalue what they really are.
 
Their fries suck but those are the only chicken strips I have ever had a craving for. Calling them chicken strips also seems to somehow cheapen and undervalue what they really are.
This. Although I think their fries are fine. Not great, not terrible. And the slaw is the bomb.
 
Would you give them the jazz name of they gave us AD?

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Yes. Hell they could pick a new name for us in that deal. The Utah Polygamists. The Utah Brine Shrimp. The Utah Stinky Stinky Swamp Lakers. Idgaf

Because after our 8th consecutive championship everyone in the world would think the Brine Shrimp is a cold-blooded killer that shows its victims no mercy.
 
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Guarantee none of these dudes were alive when the New Orleans Jazz existed and the only player they can name is Pete Maravich lol
 
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I would send this to the players, so they keep stomping the Pels every chance they get, AD or no AD.
 
Complaints of Gobert 3 seconds are dumb. Dude works his *** off making sure he gets out and into the lane. I'm amazed at his how fine tuned his concentration is. When something like that constantly grabs attention...
 
Their jealousy shows in their bitterness. New Orleans lost the Jazz because they didn't support them and the New Orleans Jazz were poorly run. They are bitter that Gobert finally won the DPOY. They are bitter that they don't have a player like Mitchell. Wait until Davis leaves and you will see real bitterness. As far as the hypothetical trade of Davis for the Jazz name, I would do it in a heart beat if Davis signed an extension.
 
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