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Countdown to LOLLAPALBOOZA!!!!!!!!!!

My other signage ideas:

"Boozer, the Jazz Dancer's sure miss your cheerleading skills."
"Have a nice 'trip', Boozer?" (or alternate sign "How to defend Boozer!") - Me and my 2 friends that come with me will be holding up duffel bags.
"Boozer is my hero! (underneath) I gotta paper cut making this & I'm out of work for 6-8 weeks"
"If I showed up at my work for only 66% of the time, I'd get let go too Boozer!"
"Boozer = A Matador in Bulls clothing" (Pic of him getting scored on)
"I don't blame you Boozer. I look better in a suit too." (come to the game wearing a suit.)
 
Sloanfeld said:
Jefferson has to turn his body to the side to score. He CAN'T and WON'T do **** against Boozer because he can't overpower him.
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Hahaha! Jefferson will shoot right over the top of Boozer when he's doing that squat post defense bull ****.

"Get a good leg burn, son. And up and down and up and down and, ahhhhhhh! Mother ****er! He sco'd on me 'gain"
 
franklin said:
Hahaha! Jefferson will shoot right over the top of Boozer when he's doing that squat post defense bull ****.

"Get a good leg burn, son. And up and down and up and down and, ahhhhhhh! Mother ****er! He sco'd on me 'gain"
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We will see if Boozer actually guards Jefferson. But either way is should be entertaining.
 
I was trying to find it online but haven't yet, but when AJ was in Minni I seem to remember him having some pretty good games against Booz but I could be wrong and it could've come against Memo or Millsap (since Booz could've been hurt).

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Found link https://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/h2h_finder.cgi?request=1&p1=jeffeal01&p2=boozeca01

each player/team has went 5-5 in their 10 match ups, I would cut & paste from the link but the format doesn't translate well and am too lazy to make it aesthetically pleasing.
 
Feld, if Jefferson has a better line than Bozzer and the Jazz win, what does that mean? If anything?
 
NCJazz said:
Ok, so you are not concerned with me pounding my kids?
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Mehh they (the kids) prolly had it comin' especially if they're around bugging you during the game. Once again Viny would be an acceptable substitute except I don't want to ruin his weekend (and it wouldn't be very diverse) or I would suggest him as they similar size and both will likely hit you up for money. But since I'm NOT condoning that and IF your feeling guilty (about beating your kids) may I suggest using him as substitute for your guilt and give him a hug (just bring a lint roller).
 
Five days left, the number that Boozer has worn most of his career:

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Take that Gasol, you little bitch.
 
VINYLONE said:
Feld, if Jefferson has a better line than Bozzer and the Jazz win, what does that mean? If anything?
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Who said that? Is there a midget in the room?

Inn Dawn said:
Boozer never has good games against his former teams. I don't expect anything different in this one. Though, now we'll see who the better player is between Boozer and Millsap (if you use the same logic D-Will > CP3 supporters use...the "head to head.").
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He has only played against one former team so your post loses all credibility right there.

fallenchicken said:
Screw the Jefferson vs Boozer match up.

It's all about Millsap vs Boozer.

Take it to him, sap.
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Yeah, you're right. Boozer is going to wreck Millsap, but I'm sure at some point we might see Boozer vs. Jefferson. While I believe Boozer would destroy Sap way more than Jeffersuck, I hope Boozer has a crappy game. It's unlikely though.

Whatever happens, it will prove nothing. Boozer is the better player, regardless.
 
Sloanfeld's grotesque mancrush on Boozer knows no bounds. Last I saw him, he was hunched in the corner burning pictures of Michelle Money and cursing silently.
 
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