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Disturbing abortion trend?(anecdotal)

I take no fewer than 11 pills per day. Sometimes I forget but rarely. It isn't that hard.

I take zero pills per day and if I need to take one it's going to be something I could easily forget. Never have I been accustomed to taking pills regularly. Hell sometimes I'm sore from work and forget to take a sodium naproxen when I'm sore. Like if that's not enough of a reminder then I'm not sure what is.
 
With all the contraceptives available, why are women getting prego? I'd think the number of unplanned/unwanted pregnancies would be minuscule today with all the birth control, morning after bills, condoms, etc.

Sure yeah, you try telling your parent Mommy I need birth control cause I like to **** boys with long packages. It is so easy as getting a prescription right guis.
 
I tried to abort what I thought was my first child. Turned out I'm sterile and my wife banged 2 other dudes that day. Anyway, we threw off the hard hat and went to fast so we went to the pharmacy. It was 2 am. The pharmaCIST refused to give us morning after cause ethical religious reasons.
 
I've never made it through a full session while wearing a hat in my whole life. Give it 2 minutes and both parties have decided that the hat needs to be removed. Hard hats work for protection but in my experience don't work for sessions.

When you're in a rapid-fire, winner-take-all, ****zone like I've been, then you get used to the hat. And it's worth it.
 
Yah, sorry it was my fault for not drawing a clearer parallel.


I was meant to say that I was helping this guy out and he was paying me close to $300 a week to help him out around the house/office cos he was wheelchair bound. He could have avoided it by wearing 'protective' work boots that day.


Similarly, if you're not ready to have a baby, and don't want to end up paying $300 a week child support to someone you had a 1 night stand with after you had a few too many, then it makes sense to just put on 'protection'.

By one to many you actually mean whiskey dick. In that case if you use a condom she better be ready for the ride behind for at least 30 minutes. I do not care if they pass out on me or what but whiskey dick + condom = love you long time.
 
We're not talking about PPE... Like not at all. It was a metaphor used to comply with the site rules while talking about something a little more explicit.

How do you not realize that OL is doing the same thing? Here, I'll paraphrase it for you: some things (in this case, condoms), even though uncomfortable, are important to wear if you really, really, really don't want kids.
 
How do you not realize that OL is doing the same thing? Here, I'll paraphrase it for you: some things (in this case, condoms), even though uncomfortable, are important to wear if you really, really, really don't want kids.
He started taking about a guy in a wheelchair. Taking the metaphor a bit far.
 
Yah, sorry it was my fault for not drawing a clearer parallel.


I was meant to say that I was helping this guy out and he was paying me close to $300 a week to help him out around the house/office cos he was wheelchair bound. He could have avoided it by wearing 'protective' work boots that day.


Similarly, if you're not ready to have a baby, and don't want to end up paying $300 a week child support to someone you had a 1 night stand with after you had a few too many, then it makes sense to just put on 'protection'.


But you get that alt was basically saying he'd rather not even have sex if he had to wear a condom, right?

I can do my job with PPE or I can do my job without PPE. Either way I can get the job done. But what if the PPE prevented me from doing my job at all? The comparison kind of falls apart.
 
But you get that alt was basically saying he'd rather not even have sex if he had to wear a condom, right?

I can do my job with PPE or I can do my job without PPE. Either way I can get the job done. But what if the PPE prevented me from doing my job at all? The comparison kind of falls apart.
Well I'd rather not go into a building site if I don't get issued capped boots and a hard hat.

In fact it's protocol in some sites to wear them and you aren't even allowed to enter if you don't wear them as far as I know.
 
Hey alt, it's like when you're driving in snowy conditions, you need to put chains on your tires or you might slide off the road. I knew a guy who just said **** it and he tried to drive up the canyon without chains and he slid off the road and now he can't even drive a car because he lost all his toes. And I like fast cars. Plus it looks pretty outside just after it snows. But yeah, chains.

P.S. when I say chains I mean condoms. and when I say "lost his toes" I mean he knocked some chick up he met at the club. And when I said "drive up the canyon" I was talking about her vagina. And when I said "slid off the road" I meant "blow his load." And when I said fast cars I meant attractive women. and When I said it looks pretty outside after it snows I was talking about facials. And did I mention "chains" means condoms?
 
Hmm.. k... well if I'm walking into a building site and I don't intend to get injured then I'm almost always going to wear the hat, and also the work boots... I know a guy who was paralysed because he didn't wear those boots and something fell on him, I used to help him out a bit with the wheelchair, etc...


Some things are too important to worry about whether or not to wear hats/boots...

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How do you not realize that OL is doing the same thing? Here, I'll paraphrase it for you: some things (in this case, condoms), even though uncomfortable, are important to wear if you really, really, really don't want kids.

[MENTION=26]Gameface[/MENTION], listen to that little tip inside you.
 
[MENTION=249]NAOS[/MENTION], did you like my metaphor better or OL's

Don't really remember. I do remember thinking that OL was crushing it in this thread.

Without condoms, my sexual past would be very different. If you get used to wearing a hat (and, therefore, used to the wide vistas of sexual freedom that open up as a result), then there are some that really aren't that bad. You have to find one that works for you, though. There is plenty of diversity.
 
But you get that alt was basically saying he'd rather not even have sex if he had to wear a condom, right?

I can do my job with PPE or I can do my job without PPE. Either way I can get the job done. But what if the PPE prevented me from doing my job at all? The comparison kind of falls apart.

How did Mr. Eleanor (she's always gone in 60 seconds) miss a thread about sex?

At my age, and having been monogamous for close to 20 years now, I wonder if there would be enough excitement in a new relationship to get the job done with a C. I'm sure plenty of you remember the male time:relation date graphic someone posted a while back. Excitement level/happen time is highly elevated in newer relationships.


I've gone through three stages:

--Had to for practical + sensitivity issues (yeah I can own up to it I was a kid once you hard asses).

--Used them as a courtesy because, believe it or not boys, the ladies don't like your stuff dripping out of them.

--Too damn old.

If I were single, Eleanor would shift gears for 60 seconds then drive an alternate route, waiting until we were comfortable enough with doctor test results to use birth control only. But then, I'm not 20 and could deal with a pregnancy just fine if it were a committed.
 
Anyone watch season 3 of Bojack Horseman? They had a funny abortion song.

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