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Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Come to kearns or west valley utah and attend some church and check out the polynesians with your eye balls.
Go to samoa, tonga, or hawaii and take a gander.
Google images for polynesian and look at some of the pictures.
Expand your ten minute research
Then look at the fingers of these people and you'll likely see they're stained orange from eating Cheetos and Doritos. It's a running joke in the ER of my wife's hospital.
I did watch a program on why health is so bad for Islanders...it's all the processed food that has been shipped into stores, specifically those containing trans-fats and artificial sweeteners, which play havoc with the body. You know where the top-selling location is for "Spam" (the food)? Yep, the Islands. Yes, Tongans and Samoans may have a genetic pre-disposition to be bigger and store more fat than, say, Japanese people. But the American processed food that has become so readily available and affordable has contributed greatly to an epidemic of obesity in this country, particularly among the lower economic bracket, who buy cheaper canned and packaged foods vs. costlier fresh or better-quality items.
Parker may have a pre-disposition to be chunky. But it's something that can easily be managed with diet. Look at any retired athlete. Some look like they could step back in and play; some have ballooned in weight. Some players eat themselves out of the league; some get in tremendous shape. Case in point was Memo. I remember Year 1 Sloan called him out on being out of shape. IMemo came back the next year in shape. If the Jazz draft Parker, you can bet he'd be going to P3 and working out with the others.