Game #8: Jazz at Warriors, Saturday 01/07/2012 8:30 MST

[Scat]

ESPN FAIL:

From the recap of tonight's game:

Associated Press

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- The Utah Jazz have a winning record for the first time this season and feel like they're just getting started.


Record is 5-3...oops



edit: for some reason, they have the recap from last on tonight's link.

Go drink some colloidal minerals you hack!! ;-)

 

[Favors Flave]

Because Mormons are trained to think inside the books, I mean box.

Would rep if I could. LOL

 

[m3at]

or drinking my own piss doesn't usually cross my mind...but I guess it probably would if I drank alcohol

Spot on.

 

[Hearsky]

or drinking my own piss doesn't usually cross my mind...but I guess it probably would if I drank alcohol

Yes, research has shown over and over again that drinking alcohol is closely correlated to drink your own urine.

 

[m3at]

Yes, research has shown over and over again that drinking alcohol is closely correlated to drink your own urine.

Sure tastes like it. Maybe I've had bad beer though?

 

[Scat]

From ESPN's site tonight...

Jefferson, Jazz bench key in win over Grizzlies

The Jazz get so little respect that they don't even have the correct game available tonight.

 

[Scat]

Yes, research has shown over and over again that drinking alcohol is closely correlated to drink your own urine.

Enough vodka and piss tastes great. For the record, urine is sterile. You can drink all you want with no ill effects.

 

[Zulu]

Enough vodka and piss tastes great. For the record, urine is sterile. You can drink all you want with no ill effects.

Except for dehydrating yourself!!

 

[Scat]

Except for dehydrating yourself!!

If you drink what you piss out you'll stay hydrated. Live in the desert for a week and you'll understand.

 

[craig2112]

Go drink some colloidal minerals you hack!! ;-)

Don't mind if I do!

HA AHA HA HAH AH HA HA

That kind of shocked me until I saw who posted. WHAT UP!!!!

 

[craig2112]

Yes, research has shown over and over again that drinking alcohol is closely correlated to drink your own urine.

I can't speak from experience, but I have been told by others that the two are basically the same taste, especially cheap beer.

 

[craig2112]

Just like old times, eh Scat?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

lol, made me smile. I'd die without my Coke

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

 

[Zulu]

If you drink what you piss out you'll stay hydrated. Live in the desert for a week and you'll understand.

Not quite, the whole idea of peeing is to get ride of as much waste with the smallest amount of water, so ur pee is loaded with solutes, so when u drink it your body has to know get ride of them again using up more water!!

 

[BabyPeterzz]

drnk thrd

 

[craig2112]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA&feature=related

 

[Coloradojazzfan]

So, wait... should I drink my pee or not...

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I haven't seen him coach except for today and always enjoyed his commentary for ESPN!

I just lost all respect for you.

 

[Zulu]

I just lost all respect for you.

Cheers!!

 

[Hantlers]

I can't speak from experience, but I have been told by others that the two are basically the same taste, especially cheap beer.

Lol. I honestly feel bad for you. Not for choosing not to drink alcohol, but the fact that you're not allowed to. Jesus drank wine in the Bible, why can't I?