Game #8: Jazz at Warriors, Saturday 01/07/2012 8:30 MST

[Zulu]

Lol. I honestly feel bad for you. Not for choosing not to drink alcohol, but the fact that you're not allowed to. Jesus drank wine in the Bible, why can't I?

How did you get in the Bible??

 

[freakazoid]

or drinking my own piss doesn't usually cross my mind...but I guess it probably would if I drank alcohol

There's actually a drink like this they just started serving in L.A. bars. It's a cocktail that mixes equal parts vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and urine.

It's called a CP3 on the beach.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

a good time? I was just thirsty.

Come clean. You didn't write that earlier story because you thought we might be interested in how you quenched your thirst back in your mission days. I think you thought this seemed like a wild and crazy thing to do and you wanted us to know that you're the sort of guy who likes to live on the edge.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

If you wanted to really freak em' out, you should have drank your own piss.

Better yet, drink your companion's piss. Now that would be a story. It's a story you'd be will advised not to tell, but still, it would be a story.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

If you drink what you piss out you'll stay hydrated. Live in the desert for a week and you'll understand.

I'm not sure I've ever made it through an entire game thread before. I'm not sure I ever want to do it again.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Does anyone have a link to the game thread?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

 

[The Norm]

... oh hey, the Jazz played tonight. Yay Jazz!

 

[Stifle Tower]

Not quite, the whole idea of peeing is to get ride of as much waste with the smallest amount of water, so ur pee is loaded with solutes, so when u drink it your body has to know get ride of them again using up more water!!

Here's how you do it in survival training: dig a hole and line it with plastic. Then pee on the plastic and put a cup in the middle. Then cover the hole with a second piece of plastic, secure the plastic and put a small pebble on top to form a "V." Since urine is 95% water, the water will condense on the top sheet of plastic, run down the middle and drip into the cup, leaving the waste products on the bottom sheet.

 

[The Thriller]

good win on the road....

Even though the Warriors aren't exactly the Heat....

Any win on the road is a good start for this team to build confidence and experience. I absolutely love not seeing CJ Miles play. It's incredible how much better this team plays when CJ is not on the floor chucking things up and fouling 35 feet away from the basket.

 

[Coloradojazzfan]

Here's how you do it in survival training: dig a hole and line it with plastic. Then pee on the plastic and put a cup in the middle. Then cover the hole with a second piece of plastic, secure the plastic and put a small pebble on top to form a "V." Since urine is 95% water, the water will condense on the top sheet of plastic, run down the middle and drip into the cup, leaving the waste products on the bottom sheet.

So, can I drink this pee or what...? It's getting cold.

 

[Nate505]

Outstanding win. As much as I was bagging on Bell he played damn good tonight, and had two critical defensive plays down the stretch. Great game by Hayward too, though I wish he could have hit that last FT to make things a bit less interesting, but the one got the job done. I hope Favors can keep up his foul shooting from the line. It would be nice for him to develop a bit of a jumper too, but that guy is a ton of energy off the bench and is becoming a monster interior defender. Kanter had some nice play too.

While Al had some great shots in the 4th, his play in the 3rd damn near killed this team today. I really wish he could learn how to pass (sounding like a broken record with that) out of a double team. I'm amazed the coaches don't scream it to him every time they watch film.

 

[Nate505]

How about CJ. Only 4 minutes. 0-3, 1 ast and 1 fould with a -3=/- for the night. Ouch. I do not think he is a fan of Corbins.

Thank god. His play was horrid for the 4 minutes he was in. I'm glad Ty could see it too.

 

[Nate505]

I tip my hat to Raja tonight on that last defensive stand...but he still doesn't deserve minutes over Burks.

In general yes, but tonight he absolutely deserved more minutes than Burks, and I'm a huge Burks homer.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Here's how you do it in survival training: dig a hole and line it with plastic. Then pee on the plastic and put a cup in the middle. Then cover the hole with a second piece of plastic, secure the plastic and put a small pebble on top to form a "V." Since urine is 95% water, the water will condense on the top sheet of plastic, run down the middle and drip into the cup, leaving the waste products on the bottom sheet.

Repped for saving my life one day in the future.

Note to self: Always carry two sheets of plastic and a small cup.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Also, how bad did Klay Thompson **** the Warriors? Maybe my stream was poor, but it seemed like he seriously messed up an easy fast break that resulted in a turnover then plowed into Big Al for a charge on the next play. Seemed like he zapped any kind of momentum the Warriors had.

Thompson and Burks canceled each other out. Both went 1-6 and did almost nothing.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Thompson and Burks canceled each other out. Both went 1-6 and did almost nothing.

I didn't really see Burks hurt us too much though. Thompson had two critical TO's in the final 2-3 minutes, one of which directly canceled out 2 points.

 

[billyshelby]

Great team win and lots of clutch plays down the stretch. Really like our chances to get to 6 and 3 for a nice test against the Lakers.

 

[billyshelby]

The most disappointing thing about the game, however, was Bell playing well. I've seen the Ty quotes, the typical Locke shill spill, and that performance will now likely assure Bell is the starter for at least 20 more games. When we play better teams that actually run an offense and defense, Bell will revert to being an anchor praised for his feisty vet leadership while we drag him up and down the floor like an anchor.

 

[billyshelby]

Very relieved to see Hayward break out of his slump. With Cleveland on the horizon, he's got a chance to build on it. But I want to see more takes like he had from the wing in the first quarter. He needs to get to the basket more.