Game Thread: Game #78: Bland Antonio Spurts, Tuesday April 5th (7:00 PM MST)

[Deleted member 848]

I don't need to tell y'all the significance of this game.

We want playoffs. We want fish to win his bet. We want to make these pansies **** their drawers when they realize that we're matching up with them in the playoffs. I can't think of a bigger statement game for the rest of this season. Imagine what a win will do for this team.

#RALLY CHURRO BRINGING US TO DA PROMISED LANDS BISHES. BETTER BELIEVE. SpursCalk gon' get the Mormon footlong courtesy of Quin "I pack heat" Snyder


Let's go over the starters

First up, the San Antonio Derrrz.



AT PG......

Enrique

The photo speaks for itself. Funny how a fanbase so conservative could get behind a PG so flaming (pun intended).




AT SG......

Daniel Grünheimler

Former crush of JFC shooting 37% from the field and 33% from three this season. Doing his best Baal-possessed Black Jesus impersonation. Let's make sure he continues to suck and be overpaid.


AT SF......

Kawhite Leotard

Spursfan likes to think that this dude will never let HayGod post a big game on 'em **** these clowns Godward prove em wrong include the white-garbed one with the non-Trumpian hands


AT PF......

Karl Malone's former ho, and NBA all-time 2nd best PF

Things Timmy has done:

- posted a 0-4 record against the Mailman in the playoffs
- act like a bish after referee calls his entire career
- pretend he's a PF when he's really a center.

Goon of the highest order. Let's banish him to the realm of dust and belly-lint. You aint getting a triple double at age 40 Timmy only the greats can pull that off.


AT C......

Rudy Gobert's current ho, LaMarcus Aldredg.


One of my all-time favourite things to see throughout the NBA season is how badly Gobert destroys this matchup. So ****ing obvious how quickly into his head Rudy gets. Key to this game. Gonna be dope as hell.

 

[Deleted member 848]

As per our lovely baking cake

AT PG......

Return of the Mack

He carries the power of the Churro.


Let us prostrate ourselves towards Him. Amen.





AT SG......

Rodney Hood

n he still crushes poon with a face like that. I love him so insanely much.

AT SF......

God Hayward

many have tried to resist the insatiable allure of God. All have failed.

The Mackdaddy is no exception.


AT PF......

GRAB YOUR TICKET

COME GET WITH IT

TRANS DF EXPRESS

TRANS DF EXPRESS

we all know how much he loves playing Los Durz.

AT C......

Stifle Tower


We gon' see this all ****ing game long y'all.

 

[Deleted member 848]

It was Boxing Day. December 26, 2015. There was much to be happy about regarding the prospects of one Alec Burks.

He was doing things like this:

The bench was doing things like this:

Times were good. Alec was playing the best ball of his career. That is, until he came across the forces of evil. Baal Pierce.

We were told 6-8 weeks. We waited. And waited. We got worried. At that point, it became understood that we needed to pray. Perhaps not even for Alec himself-- but against the forces of evil that torment him.

Suddenly, we were rewarded on march 29th...

Paul Pierce (knee) had to go the locker room.
He was limping off the court in a lot of pain after landing awkwardly on his leg and it didn't look great.Paul Pierce has a right ankle sprain and a right knee contusion and will not return to Monday's game vs. the Celtics.

With the forces of evil weakened, now came the opportunity for the re-emergence of our saviour.

Barring a setback, injured Utah Jazz shooting guard Alec Burks will make his return to the lineup as early as Tuesday night against the San Antonio Spurs, league sources tell The Salt Lake Tribune.

 

[Gameface]

*incoming Lec post*

Lec = large engorged churro?

 

[Deleted member 848]

Lec = large engorged churro?

check again.

mods hook me up with le sticky pls.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Awesome, awesome thread.




Spurs by 30




Duncan>>>>>>>Malone

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Awesome, awesome thread.




Spurs by 30




Duncan>>>>>>>Malone

neg this man

 

[enchilada_style]

Awesome, awesome thread.




Spurs by 30




Duncan>>>>>>>Malone

Rule number 1: no negative posts on page 1 of the game thread

 

[Deleted member 848]

Awesome, awesome thread.




Spurs by 30




Duncan>>>>>>>Malone

Wtf is this some reverse jinx ****?

Pls delete your post and/or account if not.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Wtf is this some reverse jinx ****?

Pls delete your post and/or account if not.

I am trying to jinx it after my Warriors thread didn't work.

But I definitely think the Spurs will win.

And Duncan is definitely better than Malone.

 

[Deleted member 848]

I am trying to jinx it after my Warriors thread didn't work.

But I definitely think the Spurs will win.

And Duncan is definitely better than Malone.

Prove him wrong #rallychurro

For he speaks heresy

 

[BabyPeterzz]

Great game thread. Lamarcus is Rudy's current ho, fo sho.

 

[8]

Whole lotta political incorrectness here.

Go Jazz!

 

[fishonjazz]

Awesome, awesome thread.




Spurs by 30




Duncan>>>>>>>Malone

Way way way too many >'s in there dude. Neg worthy fo sho

 

[fishonjazz]

Wonderful thread mermaid gum.

Lots of lol and maybe even a fract worthy term or too. Couldn't be any better.
If gamethreads and churros truly have power such as the spaghetti monster in the sky then we should win this one

 

[Deleted member 848]

Wonderful thread mermaid gum.

Lots of lol and maybe even a fract worthy term or too. Couldn't be any better.
If gamethreads and churros truly have power such as the spaghetti monster in the sky then we should win this one

Appreciated

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Appreciated

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php...h-Warriors-Nuts-on-Chin&p=1211414#post1211414

 

[FabioJazz]

Awesome, awesome thread.




Spurs by 30




Duncan>>>>>>>Malone

Ban

 

[kabenac]

Should be a fun game to watch. It will be cool to see which of our players rise to the occasion. Of opposing teams the Spurs are the team I respect the most. Looking for Favors to continue his solid, efficient play.

 

[fishonjazz]

Via short shorts