Gamethread: Houston Rockets @ Utah Jazz. 7pm MST.

[fishonjazz]

Congrats, fishonjazz. You still owe me a confection at the jazz game. You going to see us play the spurs or nets?

Definitely not going to a spurs game.
**** that ****

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

https://www.basketball-reference.co...&c3val=&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&order_by=pts

2nd most points ever by a player with 7 or fewer FGA, surpassing Dantley and Stockton.

 

[JAZZGASM]

Hayward missed a shot tonight. What a squat gobbler.

 

[Jamezz]

From clutchfans:


"Rockets win. Somehow, someway the loss of Thornton and D-Mo will fprce this unit to develop more chemistry (fingers crossed)"


"i heard from the mormon women that the utah **** isnt as potent as texas ****. not sure if thats true, but thats what i heard and it makes sense to me

rockets win by 20. gobert blocks 5 of his own team's shots"


"I wonder if Harden will request a trade at the half."


"Hayward is getting the SUPER of the SUPER Star calls."


"Quote:
Originally Posted by MD_in_Training View Post
tank time

No picks.

**** this team."


"the suburban mormon fans get the first round exit and we get the pick

entertaining game but im really happy with the outcome"


"Moral victory against a .500 team!" --> Does that ring the bell?


"I watched the game. I saw a team take 13 more shots and 3 more FTs and still lose.

I saw the Jazz score 29 points off of only 14 turnovers versus the Rockets score 19 points of of 21 turnovers.

The box score proves what I witnessed. **** DEFENSE."

 

[fishonjazz]

Of course, man. The world needs more true Jazz fans.

True story.
The first time I felt her kick was while I was watching a jazz game.
(It was not the first time she ever kicked. My wife had felt her before that. But it was the first time I felt her kick)

I'm going to force her to be a jazz fan. I know, pretty mean but misery loves company.

 

[fishonjazz]

https://www.basketball-reference.co...&c3val=&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&order_by=pts

2nd most points ever by a player with 7 or fewer FGA, surpassing Dantley and Stockton.

:^O

 

[Jamezz]

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Beak shot.

Put him down already.

 

[zyzz]

WTF is dad-dicking? Sounds incesty.

Wait... Dad-dicking?

LOL it's from Workaholics. Maybe too obscure of a reference

 

[fishonjazz]

Put him down already.

Patience dude.
That ****er gonna get a 42 turd salute

 

[Noomskull]

True story.
The first time I felt her kick was while I was watching a jazz game.
(It was not the first time she ever kicked. My wife had felt her before that. But it was the first time I felt her kick)

I'm going to force her to be a jazz fan. I know, pretty mean but misery loves company.

If that's the case, she's in good...

 

[fishonjazz]

LOL it's from Workaholics. Maybe too obscure of a reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Nf8oR_YrU

Well done.
I love workaholics.
Check my avatar. Shame on me for not getting it

 

[Deleted member 848]

Trey burke making me look like an idiot tonight

man, just think about how much better he played than Lawson tonight.

 

[FabioJazz]

To top it all off, my near 40 year old *** is having a first child in a couple months.

I need to relax more. These games kick my ***

Congratz, dude! God bless!

 

[zyzz]

lolol

 

[Deleted member 848]

:^O

and that 7th attempt was a half court shot at the buzzer. Would've had the same points on 6 shots.

 

[Jamezz]

Patience dude.
That ****er gonna get a 42 turd salute

Lol

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

Dad-dicking? We just gonna let that slide?

You mean like your mom did?

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

The official report should be interesting tomorrow. Hayward grabbed no call... Hayward tackled no call... Hayward held no call...

Weird freaking game... Just weird. I don't know how we don't figure out they are overplaying the passing lanes and I'm not sure why every team doesn't do it... We don't go backdoor enough ( that's what she said)

Also I love quin but... Harden a **** defender is guarding hood our best isolation player. Aria is a good defender... Harden has five fouls... Sometimes things are really just this simple... Get it to Hood!

 

[fishonjazz]

lolol

Omg
No respect

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

lolol

Wouldn't be surprised if refs decided to just reverse the whole game and award harden a few extra points.