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Hayward's new Chicka.

Based only on her insta-gram, I wouldn't be that interested in her. Probably because she's 18. True story.

Also, I'm glad to see misogyny is alive and well on this board.
 
I thought they were gazongas. And as far as "canons" go, those are barely 9MM semis. Step up from fried eggs sure but hardly anything to write home about.





[disclaimer: regular access to true C's....forreal canons....and my wife's aren't bad either =]
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Pretty sure you shouldn't be checking out your daughters **** let alone still have regular access to them.
 
These young girls nowadays love to have a boyfriend like Justin Bieber or Gordon Hayward, without any hair on their face. They just forgot what a real man is.

Once their was a man, a half german and half polish philosopher, called Karl-Olbrecht Goetenisikovski, who said...

"Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your young man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man."
 
Mr. McGibblets said:
Pretty sure you shouldn't be checking out your daughters **** let alone still have regular access to them.
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I was referring to my moobs, thank you very much.




Interesting....and telling....that your first thought went to incest though.
 
Well, my Batman skills told me (a quick scan of that Instagram page), that she plays volleyball and will be joining the Hoosiers team next year. That makes sense. They probably met at some Indiana sport thing during the Summer.

I agree, she does look like a prettier version of Emma Watson. Although, Emma Watson has an amazing voice while also being very intelligent. She's my kind of woman. :)

Then again, this new girl seems to have good values. I think that's even more cool. Way to go, Gordon! :)
 
Guitaro said:
Well, my Batman skills told me (a quick scan of that Instagram page), that she plays volleyball and will be joining the Hoosiers team next year. That makes sense. They probably met at some Indiana sport thing during the Summer.

I agree, she does look like a prettier version of Emma Watson. Although, Emma Watson has an amazing voice while also being very intelligent. She's my kind of woman. :)

Then again, this new girl seems to have good values. I think that's even more cool. Way to go, Gordon! :)
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Posting instagram pics of cheesy motivational prayer crap is an indication of good values? Seems pretty shallow to me, tbh.
 
I bet now that they are married she will get her very own Honda Accord. With his new contract it might even have a sunroof.
 
AKMVP said:
Is it smart thing to do before he gets a raise? How financial things would work out in case they pull Humphries and Kardashian 70 days marriage thing?
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Holla "we want pre nup we want prenup" yeah
'cause its somethin that ya need to have
'cause when she leave you butt she gonna leave with half
 
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