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Jazz @ Celtics, 1/21/11 5:30 Utah Time

Down 19, the Jazz run a play designed to create an opportunity for a fadeaway 20-footer as the shot clock expires.

...sounds like stone cold hopperism has set in! Perhaps we should recruit from the AND1 League....they're all pretty good at running that play!
 
And you're a fool for thinking the Jazz CAN'T win. They've always played well against the Celtics. Oh god, they're having issues and lost to two terrible teams, jump ship!

You'd think there would be nightly suicides with all of the negativity on these forums.

What a pathetic loser. Just migrate to your butt-buddy's Chicago forums and leave us be.

I'm such a fool and a pathetic loser.


But for reals...


WHO CAN... nah


SUBMIT TO SLOANFELD


That's better.
 
Down 19, the Jazz run a play designed to create an opportunity for a fadeaway 20-footer as the shot clock expires. Then they run the exact same play, this time designed for Elson.

Bring 'em on out, how 'bout this Jazz?!


Hey moron, it is called the system. Don't you know what happens when they don't run the system?

Chaos!
 
Dearest Deron,

I have 1/8th of your talent, but I actually push the tempo instead of whining about wanting to push the tempo.

Sincerely,
Earl

P.S. You suck.


If he pushes the tempo than he might be actually forced to:

1. Pass the ball to somebody else prior to crossing half court.
2. Run at full speed
3. Risk not getting the ball back prior to the possession ending.
4. Make a decision on the fast break
5. Run at full speed
6. Get the heart rate up
 
The only thing more uncomfortable than watching the Jazz try to run a play tonight is watching Shawn Bradley squirm as Alema puts his hand on Bradley's arm, gently caressing, as Alema congratulates his co-co-host for attempting to make a point.

Also "getting caught". That's pretty uncomfortable.
 
The only thing more uncomfortable than watching the Jazz try to run a play tonight is watching Shawn Bradley squirm as Alema puts his hand on Bradley's arm, gently caressing, as Alema congratulates his co-co-host for attempting to make a point.

Also "getting caught". That's pretty uncomfortable.


One of the great unsolved mysteries of Utah History...The rise and continued appearance of Alema Harrington.
 
If he pushes the tempo than he might be actually forced to:

1. Pass the ball to somebody else prior to crossing half court.
2. Run at full speed
3. Risk not getting the ball back prior to the possession ending.
4. Make a decision on the fast break
5. Run at full speed
6. Get the heart rate up

I'm personally downgrading Deron from "God" to just plain generic uncapitalized "god". Haven't decided which one yet. Maybe Hermes.
 
scariest stat of the night; millsap 22 min 4 reb, jefferson 5 in 25 min, Hayward 5 boards in 22 min. Sloan in the comments after the game has no idea how to fix the problem or even if there's a problem. Just pathetic if you ask me.!
 
...the only thing that can save us....is the LOCKOUT! I, for one, am looking forward to it with keen anticipation!!!

I wouldn't mind it for the fact it takes Kobe and the Lakers out the picture, as well as takes a valuable prime year away from the Heat.
 
Bell 32 mins 4 pts, 0 dimes, and 1 assist.

How does Jerry Sloan get away with keeping this clown in this starting line up?
 
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