I enjoyed this. It was a refreshing change of pace from all of dat "dat/doe" doe, tbh.
No one has address these points of serious concern! Utah Jazz attendance will be at an all time low this year....true or false? NOBODY wants to sign with Utah.....true or false? The quality "hopper" players despise the city and the team...true or false? Heck, even the fundamentally sound players want to leave! (See exhibit 1...Gordan Hayward)
Jazz fanz and ALL of Utah in a total state of "denial!" not about this season, but about the franchise! The Jazz will definitely by LEAVING Utah....[on their next road trip, hopefully to one of our country's proud Southern States] and the handwriting is on the wall! No matter what happens in next years draft.....[I'll still be here giving you all the straight talk we've come to love from such notables as Sarah Palin and Pat Robertson. Meantime, as I said, for the upcoming road trip] the Jazz will be leaving town shortly! It's a "hip hop" league....[which offends the sensibilities of supremacists like myself] and Utah just does not fit! Utah Jazz attendance will be at an all time low this year....[and I am struggling to string together a single rational, coherent sentence] true or false? NOBODY wants to sign with Utah.....[which I admit flies in the face of the fact that some people do in fact sign here,] true or false? The quality "hopper" players despise the city and the team...[and the supreme race] true or false? Heck, even the fundamentally sound players want to leave! (See exhibit 1...[a person whose name I am struggling to spell properly,] Gordan Hayward) The Jazz will be sold and moved....[to the back of the bus] bank on it! Maybe not next year....[but if I am reading the magic eight ball correctly, it will only be] but soon!
....not about this season, but about the franchise! The Jazz will definitely by LEAVING Utah....and the handwriting is on the wall! No matter what happens in next years draft.....the Jazz will be leaving town shortly! It's a "hip hop" league....and Utah just does not fit! Utah Jazz attendance will be at an all time low this year....true or false? NOBODY wants to sign with Utah.....true or false? The quality "hopper" players despise the city and the team...true or false? Heck, even the fundamentally sound players want to leave! (See exhibit 1...Gordan Hayward) The Jazz will be sold and moved....bank on it! Maybe not next year....but soon!
No one has address these points of serious concern! Utah Jazz attendance will be at an all time low this year....true or false? NOBODY wants to sign with Utah.....true or false? The quality "hopper" players despise the city and the team...true or false? Heck, even the fundamentally sound players want to leave! (See exhibit 1...Gordan Hayward)
I enjoyed this. It was a refreshing change of pace from all of dat "dat/doe" doe, tbh.
....not about this season, but about the franchise! The Jazz will definitely by LEAVING Utah....and the handwriting is on the wall! No matter what happens in next years draft.....the Jazz will be leaving town shortly! It's a "hip hop" league....and Utah just does not fit! Utah Jazz attendance will be at an all time low this year....true or false? NOBODY wants to sign with Utah.....true or false? The quality "hopper" players despise the city and the team...true or false? Heck, even the fundamentally sound players want to leave! (See exhibit 1...Gordan Hayward) The Jazz will be sold and moved....bank on it! Maybe not next year....but soon!
There is no way the Jazz will be moving...
Signed, the city of Seattle.
....not about this season, but about the franchise! The Jazz will definitely by LEAVING Utah....and the handwriting is on the wall! No matter what happens in next years draft.....the Jazz will be leaving town shortly! It's a "hip hop" league....and Utah just does not fit! Utah Jazz attendance will be at an all time low this year....true or false? NOBODY wants to sign with Utah.....true or false? The quality "hopper" players despise the city and the team...true or false? Heck, even the fundamentally sound players want to leave! (See exhibit 1...Gordan Hayward) The Jazz will be sold and moved....bank on it! Maybe not next year....but soon!
Maybe because I don't give a damn if the Jazz leave Utah? I want them to move to Las Vegas -- close enough to go to games, big market $$ help them win championships.
In order to have a viable franchise that makes money you have to have 2 things: 1) A competitive team. 2) A watchable product. The Jazz have neither and will not be changing that anytime soon! Who is going to pay good money to watch a team that is going to struggle to win 10 games a season the next 3 or 4 years? Who is going to pay good money to watch a "product" that struggles night in and night out to make 35% of there shots and regularly has more turnovers than assists? NOBODY! ESPN won't put the Jazz on T.V. nor will TNT more than once or twice a year! Heck, they barely put us on during the Stockton and Malone era!