I read the first page of this thread, don't have time to read the rest but I thought I'd respond. Please read, you might enjoy!
I've heard and given the mormon bs answers of "not as strong alcohol" and "wine was more pure than water." There might be some truth to them, but they are ridiculous and miss the main point. The truth is, Jesus drank alcohol, he probably got buzzed. I'm definitely okay with that. We believe when Jesus Christ returns we will drink wine with him and I'm pretty sure there will be alcohol in it.
The Word of Wisdom was first given as advice, it wasn't until the 1920's or 30's that it became a requirement to obey it to enter the temple. Unfortunately Mormon's developed a superiority complex for being teetotalers. I 100% accept the revelation and I 100% believe there are blessings I get for following it, but I refuse to believe someone who smokes or drinks alcohol is a sinner (if they abuse drugs, then its probably a sin.)
My singles ward bishop was telling a story about how a few years ago they tore down one of the old stake centers in SLC. When they ripped out the stage they found a bunch of old, broken whiskey bottles underneath it. Turns out that after ward activities the Elder's quorum used to get drunk and would entertain themselves by "bowling" the whiskey bottle under the stage and hearing them crash.
Mormons used to drink alcohol. Joseph Smith drank alcohol and it wouldn't shake my testimony if he drank it after he received the word of wisdom (because when he received the revelation, it was not a commandment, it was advice. I believe it was Heber J Grant or someone else that made it a commandment.)
The modern day prophet says we shouldn't drink alcohol. I believe he gets revelation from God. Just because he tells me that its not okay to drink alcohol right now, doesn't mean I should judge people from different time periods to that same standard. (I'm not sure I'm driving my point home... what I'm trying to say is that if for some crazy reason the prophet said "Don't eat apples during August 2012" that doesn't mean all of a sudden it was a sin to eat an apple in Jesus's day. People do similar things with coffee and caffeine. They read way too much into what the prophet says. We are told not to drink coffee and tea and be wise it everything else we put into our bodies... some people get all passionate about not drinking any Coca-cola... not even caffeine free! Well... if thats what they decide for their life, good for them! But if they start holding other people to that standard, then they are idiots)
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Anyway, I hope that makes sense, is straightfoward and not offensive. Some LDS people are unreasonable and some grasp onto easy answers way too much.
Best post of the thread.