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Jimmer on Jazz

JazzSpazz said:
As a Jimmer apologist, I must say I could see you being a duplicate account of one of the Ute fans on the board having some fun.
Stop doing this.
I am the only one here that can make outrageous claims about The Jimmer.
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Kyrie Irving can not even sniff the underpants of the Jimmer. We will be able to play with just 4 guys at a time and save a lot of money.
 
NCJazz said:
Kyrie Irving can not even sniff the underpants of the Jimmer. We will be able to play with just 4 guys at a time and save a lot of money.
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Stop that, Kyrie is absolutely tall enough to sniff underpants.
We will need to have 5 players on the court next year. We tried it with 4 this year... oh, and CJ... but that didn't work out.
I do agree with you that The Jimmer will Wow the World with the "no look behind the back early oop" to Evans next year, but seriously he doesn't jump high enough for people not to sniff his Jimmer boxers if they have enough determination. I think it would be a foul though.
 
It is tough to jump high enough to sniff Jimmer's undies. As we saw on that cover photo, he has a 64 inch vertical or something.
 
JazzSpazz said:
Stop that, Kyrie is absolutely tall enough to sniff underpants.
We will need to have 5 players on the court next year. We tried it with 4 this year... oh, and CJ... but that didn't work out.
I do agree with you that The Jimmer will Wow the World with the "no look behind the back early oop" to Evans next year, but seriously he doesn't jump high enough for people not to sniff his Jimmer boxers if they have enough determination. I think it would be a foul though.
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Ah the Jimmer oop. I can not wait!
 
LogGrad98 said:
It is tough to jump high enough to sniff Jimmer's undies. As we saw on that cover photo, he has a 64 inch vertical or something.
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That's only 5 feet. KIrving is 6ft tall, and certainly has a 24 inch vertical.
That should be enough to sniff.
 
On the plus side, if the Jazz do draft Jimmer I might get my 14 year old daughter to watch the games with me. :-)
 
I just make some french toast, and the image of Jimmer was on the toast with a Jazz logo behind it... I think it's a sign.
 
JazzSpazz said:
I just make some french toast, and the image of Jimmer was on the toast with a Jazz logo behind it... I think it's a sign.
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Yeah if Jimmer was on there the sign is you need to cook your toast longer.
 
JazzSpazz said:
I just make some french toast, and the image of Jimmer was on the toast with a Jazz logo behind it... I think it's a sign.
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Be careful about making that public. Droves of believers are bound to show up and try to turn your pancake griddle into a shrine. Believe me, it will become a real pain to get the dishes done (or even to get a good night's sleep) if that happens.

BTW, what are you doing making breakfast at 2 PM? Up at the crack of noon today?
 
roseparkjazzfan said:
can we get off of the jimmer idea! dude is a ronnie price, adam morrison player! wont be nothing but a bench warmer
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Jimmer is a much better shooter than Ronnie Price. Also, Adam Morrison was diabetic. I heard he didn't make it in the NBA because that was too big a handicap. Jimmer is not diabetic. Jimmer will be a good shooter in the NBA and the Jazz should draft him.
 
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