I cringed a little bit but I did it (via email):
contact@aingeforcongress.com
"I will vote for you IF you convince your dad to agree to a Gordon Hayward/Jae Crowder sign-and-trade straight up. No further
"forcibly sodomizing, metaphorically" of the Utah Jazz, our state team.
Boston needs to shed salary in order to sign Hayward anyway. Agree to a sign-and-trade without further
"forcibly sodomizing, metaphorically" our team = they get to shed salary, they get Hayward, AND they do your campaign a solid by throwing Utah a bone.
Your dad's reputation right now is one of being an unfair trade partner. This doesn't help your political career, but you are his son:
If you can use your political sway to pull this off for your constituents and represent us then, of course, you deserve and will get my vote.
Use whatever familial capital you have with your dad for the sake of the people you wish to represent."
Thanks and good luck,