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Hartsock said:
Anyone ever had a mini pig? Do they stink? Or are they just hilarious little pets?
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You mean an adolescent?
Teenagers are generally pigs, mini and/or major. Good luck on ever getting them to clean their personal living space. The male of the species does tend to stink: taking a shower is often low on his priority, as is wearing freshly-laundered clothes. The "sniff test" is the preferred method for selecting clothes for the day. If he can stand the stink, it's perfectly clean. Put two males together and they also have strange ritual of "one-upsmanship" as they attempt to gross each other out with emissions from all orifices. Females are generally cleaner, but require much more maintenance and expense. If you have a female teenager, make sure you A) have an extra bathroom for yourself and B) ensure she has her own telephone. Also be prepared to hear the phrases, "I'm so ugly" and "I have nothing to wear" at least three times per week. And be prepared for the mood swings. A young woman who seemed to be perfectly happy when she came home from school, will often be crying uncontrollably in her room five minutes later.

But, yes, teenagers can also be quite hilarious little creatures, especially when around those of the opposite gender. They can be as awkward as a baby giraffe trying to take her first steps. Or at times, just rush forward like a bull in the streets of Pamplona, wrecking havoc wherever they run.
 
PKM said:
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Shy Guy:

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