Can you imagine Malone trying to coach someone?
Malone: "No son, no. Look, a deaf cat can hear the windblow sometimes, but you got to put the ball in the basket!"
Kanter: "What?"
Malone: Look, just do this move. *Malone shows Kanter a move* "Just put your foot down like a deer in the woods, lightly but not to light"
Kanter: ".........."
Malone: "Enough with this practicing boy, Karl Malone is hungry. I heard you had some turkey?!?"
weak.